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08-31-2006, 02:34 PM
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Suri's First Poopie!
Ok, all you Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes fans.....
Here's your chance to own a piece of history. Suri's first 'dump' has been bronzed, and it's going to be auctioned off on E-Bay next month! Wow! Quote:
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08-31-2006, 02:54 PM
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Those two are certified. Bronze the poop, but keep the baby pictures out of the media?
 I bet within a year, child services will be at their door.
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08-31-2006, 02:58 PM
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If it werent dangermouse i wouldn't have clicked-Myst is right-we should call them right now...
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08-31-2006, 02:59 PM
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I am just so jazzed about all this, that I just had to google up some bronzed Suri poop pics!
 So without further ado.......The Turd! 
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08-31-2006, 03:02 PM
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 I really needed to see THAT on a full queasy stomach
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08-31-2006, 03:02 PM
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I wonder if Tom jumped & clapped like he did over her Mommy on Oprah, when Suri first pooped.
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08-31-2006, 03:05 PM
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Something stinks.
 Suri was born in April, and the plaque says First Poop, in August. Unless that platform is 4 feet square, then I suspect the Cruise's are holding out, and have secretly secreted her 'real' first poop away somewhere. Bastards.
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08-31-2006, 03:06 PM
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unsubscribe-hey Mods can I delete or block this stupid thread form my computer?
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08-31-2006, 03:07 PM
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08-31-2006, 03:10 PM
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That doesnt mean I need to keep posting in it,does it?
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08-31-2006, 03:17 PM
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08-31-2006, 03:19 PM
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In fact, Fat Mike should consider the use of the pic for his avatar, but with a big red line through it to show his disfavor of it.
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08-31-2006, 03:29 PM
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Why am I being singled out here?
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08-31-2006, 03:35 PM
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08-31-2006, 03:38 PM
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The strange thing is, this is a case of life imitating art. Avid readers of MAD magazine may recall a comicbook chronicle of a fictional man's entire life, from birth to death. I forget the title, will google it. Anyway, early in the story, the lead character's mother is bronzing his first shoes, bronzing his first rattle, etc.
Then we come to the page where he takes his first poop on the pot, without assistance. Quote:
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08-31-2006, 03:45 PM
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08-31-2006, 03:48 PM
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1. Single out Fat Mike. 2. All female members must have 'DngrMse is a studmuffin' tattooed on their ass. 3. Pictures of bronzed poop is art, and must be viewed by all members who go by 'Fat Mike' 4. Ferrets > Cats.
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08-31-2006, 03:52 PM
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Damn-I must have missed that when I signed up...
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08-31-2006, 04:22 PM
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That is a Giant turd for a lil bebe- full of crap just like her Dad...
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