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Old 08-24-2006, 12:24 PM
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Penis Pumps soon to be outlawed on flights?
yeah, Baby. Grrr!

Thanks to a retard, who claimed his was a bomb, because he did'nt want his mom to know...she was flying with him....when asked what the device was by security people.

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Prosecutors say Amin, who was on his way to Turkey with his mother and two small children last week, twice told security officials that he was carrying a bomb. Only later did he admit he had initially lied about the rubber object's true function because he didn't want his mother to know he was carrying a penis pump, prosecutors say.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-pump24.html
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If they would just ban idiots like this from flights, we'd all be better off.
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If they would just ban idiots like this from flights, we'd all be better off.

I blame the manufacturing sector, for not developing discrete, and effective penis pumps suitable for in-flight use.
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I blame the manufacturing sector, for not developing discrete, and effective penis pumps suitable for in-flight use.
You have two of those already, one attached to each arm.
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:43 PM
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You have two of those already, one attached to each arm.

They don't make that nice whiffa-whiffa-whiffa sound when I use them, though.
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I blame the manufacturing sector, for not developing discrete, and effective penis pumps suitable for in-flight use.
Funny.......
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They don't make that nice whiffa-whiffa-whiffa sound when I use them, though
Disturbing image, not to mention way too much info.....

See the difference kiddies?
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Just out of intellectual curiosity, has anyone on DA ever used a Penis Pump?
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Just out of intellectual curiosity, has anyone on DA ever used a Penis Pump?
Do vaccum cleaners count?
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Oh come on Guido, I was just palying around with ya, be a sport.
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Wouldn't this negate the need for a penis pump to begin with?
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