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08-23-2006, 02:14 PM
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*hurricane Alert*
Attention all potentially affected individuals:
There are now 635 stories on Google News about a tropical storm, (Debby), that is'nt a hurricane, may never be a hurricane, and poses no threat to land.
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08-23-2006, 04:08 PM
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It'll be the "Storm of the Century" by Friday...
Until, of course, the next "Storm of the Century" shows up... Which will be the next one....then the one after that... 
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#3
08-23-2006, 04:11 PM
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Damn this Global Warming. Damn it All To Hell.
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08-24-2006, 09:01 AM
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Important Update from the Disscuss Anything Emergency Preparedness Center:
There are now 857 stories on Google News. The killer storm which may become an actual hurricane in the next few days, is not projected to hit land at all. Death Count: Zero. Damage Tally: Zero dollars, but these figures can only go up. And still the fed govt does nothing! You know, if AlGore were president, things would be oh so different right now.
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#6
08-24-2006, 01:04 PM
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Hurricanes are drawn here because the US is responsible for all the global warming and also because, Bush sux. Al Gore would invent a really tall movable floating wall using a dozen or so aircraft carriers no doubt saving us from sure destruction.
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08-26-2006, 05:38 PM
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Now we await Ernesto, at this point about to become a Hurrican and maybe headed towards...drum roll......New Orleans...2 days after the one year anniversary of Katrina! Dubya will be there on Monday but I'm sure will skeedaddle if Ernesto hits with any force anywhere nearby!
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#9
08-27-2006, 10:47 AM
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Bush and FEMA has got-your-back  
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#10
08-27-2006, 11:21 PM
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#11
08-28-2006, 05:37 AM
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If a hurricane hits Miami, it'll be millions of dollars in improvements...
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08-28-2006, 01:13 PM
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I could give a shit what happens to those dumbasses in Floriduh. Every couple of years some f'ing storm reduces beachfront property to toothpicks and the rest of us have to pay for it.
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#14
08-28-2006, 02:26 PM
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