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Old 08-17-2006, 09:10 AM
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Wood Chippers......"Darwin's Little Miracle Helper"?

You know it's going to be bad. Mix a powerful machine, designed to reduce anything that enters it into tiny bite-sized morsels, with someone who has little grasp of personal safety....well, you can just guess what happens next:

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The man was using his foot to clear debris that had jammed the wood chipper around 5:20 p.m. when his foot became entangled in the machine, witnesses told police.

His coworkers tried to rescue him from the intake, but he was pulled into and through the wood chipper, according to the release.
http://jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1&d.../2006&id=10039
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:25 AM
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That's highly disturbing...
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:27 AM
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That's highly disturbing...
Very. I hope, for his sake, it was quick. I shudder at the thought of someone being concious through most of the 'incident'.
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Ouch. Not a nice way to go...

but I can't help it!

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I wonder how 6 Feet Under would have handled an open casket request for this one.
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I wonder how 6 Feet Under would have handled an open casket request for this one.
I think it'd be more like an open Zip-Loc baggie request.
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