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Wood Chippers......"Darwin's Little Miracle Helper"?
You know it's going to be bad. Mix a powerful machine, designed to reduce anything that enters it into tiny bite-sized morsels, with someone who has little grasp of personal safety....well, you can just guess what happens next:
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That's highly disturbing...
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Ouch. Not a nice way to go...
but I can't help it! ![]() Mark
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Y'know....the ONLY disappointment for these DESERVING DARWIN AWARD recipients....is that....they cannot proudly show off their awards to friends & relatives.......
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I wonder how 6 Feet Under would have handled an open casket request for this one.
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