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Fish catches man
Ow.
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The guy survived...incredible.
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lol.
I was actually going to post this when it first was on CNN. I had the thread ittle thought out: Age old mystery proves true: Fish with pointy nose CAN spear man. Something like that. I couldnt think of an actually funny way to put it, so I just left it. Hehe. But seriously--Iv personally always wondered if those Fish, with long sharp noses and that like to jump, could take a man down. Now I know. *moves further in land*. ![]()
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Chesticular impalement has never been very high on our list of fishing phobias. Now it is. It's just a matter of time before the inventor of the 'shark suit' trots out a kevlar fishing vest.
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"Oh, yeah? Oh, YEAH?!? Some nerve, trickin' me into putting a METAL HOOK through my HEAD, and now you think you're gonna haul my happy ass onto your boat?? Well, think again, MONKEY BOY! HYAH!! *Marlin skewers fisherman like cube of beef-
Hey, mortal combat is mortal combat. "He was underwater and he had his arms wrapped round the fish and the fish was pushing him under. I lost sight of him for a few seconds. That's a sight I'll never forget. I knew there was no good going to come out of it." -The man's father Hm, giant fish just skewered my son & plunged into the sea with him bleeding like a sieve. Okay, hold on here, there's got to be a bright side to this... hm... uh... darn, I don't think there is a bright side! Dangit...
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A similar thing happened to a lady prob a year or two back...
She was also impaled through the chest while deep sea fishing... Her breast-implant somehow got in the way and kept the fish from piercing her lung... No BS.
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