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08-03-2006, 01:27 PM
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Muslim Fun Day -- Cancelled!
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A sad, sad day, sure. But why no interest? My top ten suspicions are listed below: 1. The Behead-a-Whirl was shut down. 2. Daisy Duck refused to wear a Hijab. 3. Porky Pig. 4. No one would say whether cotton candy was halal. 5. No fatwa was issued telling them to go. 6. Admission price of 6 goats was just too expensive. 7. Minnie Mouse's exposed ankles were causing impure thoughts. 8. Entertainment committee accidentally blew up all the buses...... 9. Prematurely. 10. Conflicted with Marine World's Islamapalooza Day.
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08-03-2006, 01:36 PM
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Very nice!...
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08-03-2006, 01:40 PM
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11. PLO Speedwagon and Allah in chains cancelled their concert.
12. Officials at the petting zoo were afraid the men might fornicate with the goats.
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08-03-2006, 01:44 PM
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#6
08-03-2006, 01:58 PM
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Wow...from the article:
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08-03-2006, 02:01 PM
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 ^how'd he get that?
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08-03-2006, 02:17 PM
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Link worked fine for me.
Maybe your ISP blocks anything about Muslims. 
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08-03-2006, 02:19 PM
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13. Muslims couldn't find the word "Fun" in the Koran, so they decided that "Muslim Fun Day" was a contradiction in terms.
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08-03-2006, 02:21 PM
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08-03-2006, 04:08 PM
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08-03-2006, 04:13 PM
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 I was just messing around-I didnt think anyone would catch it.You're a lot smarter than you let on...
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08-03-2006, 06:44 PM
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am I the only one who sees here that that day was cancelled because of ' lack of interest" ? 1.7 muslims, and they dont care for a day with a bunch of fundamentalists, who want to ban music and seperate women and men.
I think its exellent and shows how much support these idiots have under muslims in britain.
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08-03-2006, 06:48 PM
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good point,Oki..
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08-03-2006, 10:18 PM
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I was trying to find one in that post. What was he talking about?
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08-03-2006, 10:27 PM
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He's talking about the fact that everyone rags on the muslims there but they dont really even back their own "parties"...
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08-04-2006, 06:50 AM
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08-04-2006, 06:53 AM
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08-04-2006, 08:51 AM
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Then they showed the amusement park. It was the same thing. Everyone in black, fully covered, and riding the rides. Those poor women looked like they were burning up in the heat, but I guess it beats a severe beating for showing some skin. Lastly, they don't have to worry about beach outings for a while, because Israel came in and blew a huge crater where their fun place used to be. As for London, I'm glad no one showed up. That's actually a good sign, and shows that lots of Muslims don't have the same idea of fun as their more religious brothers and sisters.
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08-04-2006, 10:31 AM
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Lol. Wish I'd thought of that one. 
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