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05-25-2002, 01:43 AM
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The PC liberal lexicon.
This is funny
A  archaic) the grade indicating excellence during the less-enlightened, competitive era of education Aardvark: endangered species Abalone: endangered species Abandon: what conservatives do with their social responsibilities Abase: what should be done with standards of all kinds Aberrant: conservative Aberration: the popularity of Ronald Reagan Abhorrent: the popularity of Ronald Reagan Abnormal: (archaic) in less enlightened times, not normal A-bomb: weapon used by United States to destroy peaceful people of Hiroshima and Nagasaki Abomination: Reaganomics Abortion: most important civil right; sacrament of radical feminism Abracadabra: what liberals say when creating new programs Absentee: the way rich Republicans vote; should be made illegal Abstain (archaic): the way sex education used to be taught Abstract: the way liberals think Absurd: trickle-down economics Academia: a place where great ideas flourish Academic Freedom: freedom of student or teacher to hold or express views without fear of arbitrary interference, except when such ideas are deemed racist, bigoted, homophobic, insensitive, chauvinistic, jingoistic, imperialistic, religious, conservative, or politically incorrect Academy Award: recipients get to make great political speeches and wear red ribbons Accomplishment: what the government allows you to do Acculturation: term of arch-conservative Bill Buckley; thus off limits Acetone: hazardous waste Achievement: what the government allows you to do Acid: what liberals ingested frequently in the 1960s ACLU: official guarantor of all constitutional rights Acquittal: what ACLU tries to get in all criminal cases Ad Hominem: an attack against a liberal Adolescence: best time to give away condoms Aerosol: destroyer of the ozone layer Afghanistan: The Soviets' Vietnam Agitprop: news AIDS: virus that occurred because of Reagan and Bush AIDS Epidemic: what Reagan and Bush caused AIDS research: what Reagan and Bush refused to fund Air Conditioning: destroyer of the ozone layer Algore: environmental expert and spiritual guru All-American: exclusionary Alligator: endangered species American Dream: what Reagan and Bush destroyed Americans: those who profited unfairly in the 1980's Americans for Democratic Action: non-partisan group that evaluates politics fairly Androgynous: describes a group deserving special civil-rights protection Animals: a collection of endangered species Antelope: endangered species Apathy: why more liberals don't vote Arch-conservative: all conservatives Archenemy: Rush Limbaugh Arch-liberal: columnist Art: something gov't needs to subsidize without regard to standards Asbestos: the most dangerous substance known to man Assimilation: opposite of multiculturalism; should be discouraged Atheism: our official religion Automobile: greatest threat to the planet (besides people) - Algore B: the kind of motion pictures Ronald Reagan made Baboon: endangered species Back Alley: where all abortions took place before Roe v. Wade Balanced News Story: opportunity to quote two liberals and give one personal opinion Bible: dangerous book that should be removed from school libraries Bicycle: the preferred method of travel, besides walking Bigot: someone winning an argument with a liberal Bisexual: lifestyle deserving special civil-rights protection Blasphemy: saying anything critical about Mother Earth Boy Scouts of America: subversive paramilitary organization Budget Cuts: what causes homelessness and poverty Budget Deficit: the result of Reaganomics and the reason for tax increases and higher spending C: Cabinet: panel of top presidential advisers that should "look like America" Caldicott, Helen: expert on nuclear weapons and the environment Campaign Promises: lies told to get elected Capital punishment: cruel, unusual, and barbaric practice Cataclysm: what the planet is headed for unless people listen to Algore Censorship: 1. When parents try to influence which books are used in schools 2. When gov't refuses grants to artists because their work is obscene Centrists: liberal Democrats Change: something to work toward whenever Republicans are in office Choice: something good when it comes to abortion, something bad when it comes to education Clinton, Bill: co-president elected in 1992, re-elected in 1996, and impeached in 1999... Clinton, Hillary Rodham: health-care / education expert; co-president Cohabitate: same as marriage Collective Bargaining: negotiation between workers and oppressors Colorado: hate state Columbus, Christopher: originator of genocide, racism, sexism and homophobia against Native American peoples Columbus Day: indigenous people's day Communist: idealist Conspiracy: what happens whenever two or more right-wingers gather together Constitution: outmoded document written by dead, white, male, homophobic slave owners Contributions: confiscating the American people's hard-earned income, by force if necessary, so there can be increased government spending. Cop: armed mercenary; needs constant supervision by civilian review boards Crazy: rationally challenged Crime: something caused by economic inequities, societal alienation, and too many guns Crocodile: endangered species Cub Scout: junior member of a subversive, homophobic, paramilitary organization D: Death: cessation of life caused by cars, refrigerators, air conditioning, greed, overpopulation, capitalism, big business and Republicans Debauchery: a style of art particularly deserving of federal funding Declaration of Independence: a historical document that should not be read or displayed in public schools because of its overt religious nature Defendant: an innocent victim of America's justice system Defense: the only area of the federal budget that can always be cut Deficit: caused by tax cuts and overspending on the military Deficit Reduction: increased taxation and spending on social programs Dellums, Ron: military expert Dementia: condition of a solid voting block for liberalism Democratic Party: captive of liberalism since 1972 Deodorant: destroyer of the ozone layer Dependency: what liberals foster for their own empowerment; a social condition caused by Republican lack of compassion Depravity: a popular art form deserving of federal subsidy Discrimination: the worst sin any human could commit Diversity: when liberals of all ethnic persuasions get together Dolphin: the most intelligent and noble of all nature's creatures Dykes on Bikes: a nonprofit public interest group E: Eagle: endangered species Eagle Scouts: if the Boy Scouts are a dangerous, homophobic, sexist, paramilitary organization, these are their Green Berets Earth: the source of all life Ecology: one of the great religions Education: indoctrination Elephant: endangered species Emmy Award: an opportunity for making great political speeches and wearing red ribbons English: one of several languages spoken in America Enigma: why aren't liberals more popular? Entitlement: a glorious part of the federal budget you can never cut Environment: our first and highest duty is to protect it Environmentalists: clergy socialists who care about the planet Equality: primary goal of education; achieved by fostering mediocrity, sameness Esteem: very important, especially the "self" variety Ethics: the way liberals behave Euthanasia: everybody's right Evangelicals: dangerous right-wing zealots Evolution: the way we got here Exclusion: Republican's byword. Is the party of it Extinction: what we're facing if we don't listen to Algore Extremists: Republicans F: a grade that no one should ever get under any circumstances Fairness: spreading pain and misery equally Faith: something you need lots of to be a liberal Family: any group of people living together Family Income: everything you earn, plus money you could earn by renting out your house Family Planning: abortion on demand Family Values: code words for male chauvinism and homophobia Fascist: synonym for "conservative" Father: non-vital member of the family Federal Government: vital member of the family, primary bread-winner; the best place to make most decisions Feminist: spokesperson for all women Fetus: unviable tissue mass First Lady: co-president Freedom: hedonism. Eliminating it is the goal of conservatism Fundamentalists: they want to impose their morality on us all G: Gangs: organizations of disadvantaged inner-city youths Gergen, David Rodham: responsible Republican Giraffe: endangered species Global Cooling: excuse for higher taxes, more spending, and bigger government Global Warming: see global cooling, a synonym God: a construct of primitive Americans to justify their bigotry and homophobia; the only thing you can't talk about in schools Good Book: Heather has Two Mommies Googoplex: goal for federal budget Gorbachev, Mikhail: savior of the world who single-handedly ended the Cold War Government: panacea. Has the answers for most problems Gridlock: checks and balances in government; GOP tool to impede progress Growth: 1. The liberalization of the views of office-holders who spend enough time in DC 2. When related to the economy, something created only in the public sector H: Hate: What motivates conservatives Hate Speech: any speech that defends the values of mainstream America Health Care: latest civil right; more to come Heath-Care Reform: rationing health care to cause longer lines, poor quality of care, and increased government spending Heir: someone who inherits your tax bill Help: what the government is there to do for you Hero or Heroine: anyone who attacks conservatives, e.g., Anita Hill Heterosexual: the only lifestyle not deserving special rights Hill, Anita: expert on sexual harassment Hocus-pocus: words uttered to make new jobs programs work Hollywood: where our dreams come true Homophobia: mental illness Homosexual: alternative lifestyle deserving special civil-rights protection Humanism: one of the world's great religions I: Idealists: visionaries Inclusion: everybody but white males and conservatives Internal Revenue Service: the compassion police Internationalism: the way all global disputes should be settled Intolerance: must be done away with, except as pertains to conservative ideas Investment: increased government spending J: Jeffords, Jim: Vermont Senator who asserted "independence" from the GOP and dependence on the Democrats, thus saving us from the evil George W. Bush K: King, Rodney: expert on nonviolence and getting along with one another L: the only grade necessary in public schools; indicates learning is taking place Labels: what conservatives try to stick liberals with Left: center Legerdemain: the way liberals stay in power Lerner, Michael: spiritual leader of liberalism Lesbian: member of discriminated-against minority group in need of special civil-rights protection Liberal: centrist visionary radical Liberal Arts: what they teach you in college Lie: strategic deception; spin Limbaugh, Rush: the most dangerous man in America Litmus test: something liberal presidents - but not conservative ones - should use in choosing U.S. Supreme Court justices M: Marriage: domestic partnership Marxism: foundation for liberal economics Middle Class: rich Military: 1. Federal Jobs program. 2. Good place to conduct social experiments Morality: 1. Something only liberals can be trusted to impose 2. Defined by individual choice N: NAACP: National Association for the Advancement of (Liberal) Colored People Nazis: conservatives Neo-conservatives: traitors News Story: opportunity to give a personal opinion 1980's: Decade of Greed 1960's: era of optimism Nonpartisan Group: Democratic special interest group NOW: National Organization for (Liberal) Women O: Omniscient: the federal government P: Patriot: a person who will fight to the death to defend his fellow flag-burner Patriots: liberals Peace: achieved through better understanding among peoples People: creatures that imperil the world Personal Responsibility: code words for racism and homophobia Phillips, Kevin: responsible conservative Planet: what liberals call the world Pluralism: two or more liberal views Politics of Meaning: politics of taxation Poverty: root cause of crime and urban despair Prayer: the only kind of speech the first Amendment doesn't protect Press: our best friend Private sector: vicious, greedy, lust-ridden segment of our economy that competes with government for people's revenues Progressives: socialists Q: Quotas: Equalizing things by judging people on skin color (see racial profiling) R: Racists: conservatives Reagan, Ronald: personification of evil; created greed and despair in the 1980s Red Ribbons: the way to cure AIDS Republicans: party of the rich Revenue Enhancement: taxes Rhinoceros: endangered species Rich: anyone with a job in the private sector Rich Republicans: redundant; they're all rich Right: wrong Right wing: conservative Rugged Individualism: code words for greed and selfishness S: School: indoctrination center School Choice: code words for dismantling public schools Secularism: one of the world's great religions Self-esteem: the most important lesson we can teach in schools (besides how to put on a condom) Share: steal Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence: a non-profit, tax-exempt public-interest corporation Socialism: economic democracy Soviet Union: a place where socialism failed because the right people weren't in charge Special Interests: people who disagree with liberals Spending cut: what you promise gullible conservatives to justify higher taxes Spotted Owls: excuse for turning loggers into herb gardeners Suburbs: dangerous bastions of racism, exclusion, gun ownership; should be dismantled T: Taxes: lifeblood of liberalism Taxpayer: rich person Thanksgiving: day we give thanks to the indigenous people of America for saving the Pilgrims Topsoil: capitalism is destroying it all Town Meeting: taxpayer-subsidized public-relations campaign U: Undocumented Worker: potential Democratic voter Unicorn: endangered species Utopia: our goal W: War: obsolete way of settling disputes Washington, D.C.: where most problems are solved; should be the fifty-first state Water Buffalo: 1. Endangered species; 2. Racial epithet Women: feminists Workers: what liberals, socialists and communists call employees X: The drug of choice by current liberals (see acid) Y: Chromosome: A politically incorrect chromosome Z: Zero: The amount of money that the rich should keep after taxes (see middle class) 
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05-28-2002, 06:10 AM
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Re: The PC liberal lexicon.
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Nice try at an insult there QtrsHm.
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05-28-2002, 08:16 AM
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Re: Re: The PC liberal lexicon.
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So you really think if you can understand your enemy, you can make peace with him? Or will that understanding lead to war. Did Britain understand Hitler? sometimes you must recognize there is true evil at work, UNDERSTAND there is true evil, and be prepared to fight. If we really understood our enemies we would go to war much sooner.
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05-28-2002, 08:23 AM
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Yes, if britain had understood hitler, it would have gone to war sooer. Peace would have been achieved quicker. Therefore, more understanding equals more peace.
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05-28-2002, 08:46 AM
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Not MORE peace, Cynic, just on a different time scale. And who is to say had the war started a year or two earlier we would have won? Teh uS was not prepared, it might have been disaasterous.
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05-28-2002, 09:20 AM
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a year or two earlier, hitler's army was weaker. An alliance of france and britain alone would have crushed germany then.
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05-28-2002, 09:41 AM
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And Japan? They would have overrun the Pacifac, including all of the area controlled by Britain, Holland, France, Australia, New Zealand and so on. It is really a guessing game. Your statement really implied that through understanding war can be avoided. That is the way it is most often used. I don't really think so. If we really understood communism we would never have helped the USSR, would hve gone to war withh them, have already defeated China and N, Korea, along with Cuba, and there never would have been an iron curtain. So there would have been more war, not less.
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05-28-2002, 02:44 PM
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Re: Re: The PC liberal lexicon.
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Last edited by QtrHrsmn; 05-28-2002 at 02:48 PM.
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05-29-2002, 12:43 PM
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maybe i misunderstood qtrshm. Was
 directed at me or powerboss?
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