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Old 02-27-2006, 12:10 PM
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Smile Lion v Roman soldier

This is entirely random, but we were bored at school today and we had this discussion...

If a roman soldier with a sword and shield fought a full grown male lion, who would win?

I want to get a more representative view about what the consensus of opinion on this 'issue' is.

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Old 02-27-2006, 12:14 PM
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If a roman soldier with a sword and shield fought a full grown male lion, who would win?

Whichever one didn't die.




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Old 02-27-2006, 12:16 PM
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Once the lion understood the man was being aggressive it'd be over.
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Would the Roman be Maximus? Because he killed like five lions at once.
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Old 02-27-2006, 12:27 PM
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No - hollywood heroes don't count because they are pretty much invincible
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Roman soldier: Scutum = awesome body protection, gladius = good for close quarter combat + inflicting fatal stabbing wounds...
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Old 02-27-2006, 12:43 PM
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Roman soldier = Lion snack

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Roman soldier. There is a reason the Christians weren't armed with swords and shields before being thrown to the lions.
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The soldier has to get within striking distance to use his sword-the armor doesn't offer much protection against a 3-500 pound body hurling through space...
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Frankly, the real winners would likely be the bookies at the Coliseum!
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It depends on a lot of things. Does the lion sneak up behind the soldier? Is the soldier really good with his sword, or is he just okay?

All things being equal, I'd bet on the lion.
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lion-o would win
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Lion.

Anyone stupid enough to face a full grown lion with a frickin' sword deserves to be eaten.

This thread made me think of that show on Discovery last night about that dude Timothy Treadwell, and his girlfriend, who were eaten by a grizzly bear.

Being eaten by a lion or a bear is probably one of the more unpleasant ways one could die.
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If the soldier had a spear, like most roman soldiers did, I think he'd win. With a gladius, I'm not sure.
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This thread made me think of that show on Discovery last night about that dude Timothy Treadwell, and his girlfriend, who were eaten by a grizzly bear.
That dude was shot out. Did you catch his wild-eyed hippy rant about the park service?
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The lion better win.
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Roman soldier: Scutum = awesome body protection, gladius = good for close quarter combat + inflicting fatal stabbing wounds...
= a tie if the lion pounces or a win for the soldier if the lion just tries to smack him with his paw? I didn't think of the shield, actually.
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If the soldier had a spear, like most roman soldiers did, I think he'd win. With a gladius, I'm not sure.
Pilum, not spear... And prolly at least Two of them .
Unless he is an auxilia
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