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R.Tricky · #1 01-12-2006, 06:58 PM

I have been crazy busy so Its been hard to start any threads. Sorry to all you Rtricky fans out there. *breaths on fingernails* *polishes on shirt*

Monday was my first day of school. My teachers were cool and all the other kids were nice to me. But before I get into my first day at school, let me first tell you what happened before I left.

I went over to my parents house to pic up some medication. I got out of my car and started walking up to the door when I heard this POP…CRAAACHCHHHHHHHHHH and in the middle of the CHHHHHHH I turned around and saw a car sliding down California (my parents street) on its side. At first I really didn’t think anything of it….literally. I mean, I wasn’t shocked, scared, or struck by any emotion at all. It was kinda strange. Worst Spidey senses ever huh….

The car finally came to a halt which is when I came out of my coma and new something was seriously wrong. I took off running towards the car to see if anyone was hurt. My adrenaline kicked into overdrive and I probably could have just tipped the car back on its wheels if I wanted to. I approached the car and looked through the windshield to notice a middle aged woman in the car. She had hit an SUV about 50 feet back and somehow flipped. She didn’t seem to be hurt so I went and got something to eat and called it a day.(didn’t see that comin did ya

) JK OK, so I asked her if she was hurt or if she was dizzy or anything like that. She said ‘No no no, Im fine Im fine.” I told her I was going to look to see if the gas tank was punctured and smelled for gas….*looks* *sniffs* …all good.

I ran back to my parents house, which was only about 100 feet away, and had my mom call 911. I ran back to the lady to see if I could get her out. The door was locked and the power doors weren’t working. The window on the passenger side which was now the top of the car was cracked just enough for me to squeeze my little hobbit sized hand in there. She managed to pass me the key. TOUCH DOWN!....but wait, there is a flag on the field. None of the damn keys worked on the door. She suggested trying the trunk and crawling in through there. I put the key in the trunk and booyah, it opened….with a lil too much booyah, I should say.

The damn trunk swung open like a sunacabitch and the friggin key broke off in the trunk.

Didn’t really matter tho. I mean, the car was farked anyway.

I looked all over in the trunk and could not find a way in.

I stayed with the woman and just talked to her until the ambulances, squad cars, and fire trucks got there. And when I say ambulances, squad cars, and fire trucks I mean every single god damn one in our town and Chicago. There were 3 ambulances, 3 huge fire trucks, and at least 37 million squad cars. The cops in our town get REALLY bored and call back up for eh-heverything.

There was also some A-hole off duty fireman who was a total boner. He ran up all hero like and he says (this is after me and like 3 other people were there) hes like “ok ok, watch out Im a fireman back up folks.” He told the woman he was gunna get her outta there and to stay calm. He then told her to undo her seatbelt. My mom started screaming at him to shut the hell up and told the woman to stay put until the ambulance got there.

After all the cops and other authorities got there, I took off and went to school. Ill make another thread about that since you all prolly have a splitting headache by now.

Oh yea! I got pictures of it. Ill put them in soon.

Ema · #2 01-12-2006, 07:05 PM

daaaaaang.

btw, sorry for not asking how school went on monday! I feel bad.

R.Tricky · #3 01-12-2006, 07:05 PM

Thats not even half of the cops and sh8t that were there.

Ema · #4 01-12-2006, 07:06 PM

how tf did that happen anyway? What'd she hit?

*rereads*

nvm

Snouter · #5 01-12-2006, 07:06 PM

Did they catch the obese, gas guzzling slob driving the giant SUV?

ResidentRice · #6 01-12-2006, 07:09 PM

Wow, our Tricky's a hero.

I like that part about hobbit-sized hands, self-effacing humor rocks.

Dude, we need to start a support group for each other called "Retards Going Back to School in their Mid Twenties"

R.Tricky · #7 01-12-2006, 07:10 PM

No, it was a parked car. She was just not paying attention. Either that, or she was having a kick ass JD breakfast.

R.Tricky · #8 01-12-2006, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ResidentRice

Wow, our Tricky's a hero.

I like that part about hobbit-sized hands, self-effacing humor rocks.

Dude, we need to start a support group for each other called "Retards Going Back to School in their Mid Twenties"

We could probably get a whole site going dude. Me and you could be the Super Adimns!

Mystlet · #9 01-12-2006, 07:11 PM

Something is wrong, I don't see any naked people in the pics.

ResidentRice · #10 01-12-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rtricky

We could probably get a whole site going dude. Me and you could be the Super Adimns!

Haha, let's do it. I think we just need to constantly congratulate each other on perservering and trying.

R.Tricky · #11 01-12-2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by myst

Something is wrong, I don't see any naked people in the pics.

Yea, sorry about that. All the kings firemen and all the kings cops, stripped down to their boots, helmets, and holsters after they got the woman out. I would have taken pictures but my camera ran out of batteries and it was really gay.

Mystlet · #12 01-12-2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ResidentRice

I think we just need to constantly congratulate each other on perservering and trying.

And don't do that with a meaningless pat on the back, say it with a long french kiss...post pics please!

Mystlet · #13 01-12-2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rtricky

Yea, sorry about that. All the kings firemen and all the kings cops, stripped down to their boots, helmets, and holsters after they got the woman out. I would have taken pictures but my camera ran out of batteries and it was really gay.

Damn!

R.Tricky · #14 01-12-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by myst

And don't do that with a meaningless pat on the back, say it with a long french kiss...post pics please!

What! Ill congratulate you with a....swift kick to the head, myst.

R.Tricky · #15 01-12-2006, 07:18 PM

Ya see the woman in the yellow jacket on the right? Yup, thats my mommy

Spazola · #16 01-12-2006, 07:23 PM

Ryan to the rescue!

Ryan should get an award for Most Caring DAer, or something.

KachieMichelle · #17 01-12-2006, 07:26 PM

This makes my mundane, banal, uninteresting, and unidealistic day seem pale in comparison.

ResidentRice · #18 01-12-2006, 07:29 PM

wow, someone needs a self-esteem booster, hahaha

R.Tricky · #19 01-12-2006, 07:33 PM

Pfft...yea really. Shes a successful accountant, pro bridge player, wicked smart, and drop dead gorgeous. Oh, and she has her own island!

Poor poor Kachie.

ResidentRice · #20 01-12-2006, 07:34 PM

pssst...

she's not that smart, she's one o' dem BAD PEOPLE

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