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10-25-2005, 08:14 PM
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Penguins at the Zoo
A man was delivering some penguins to the Los Angeles Zoo in a refrigerated truck when suddenly the truck broke down. Since the refrigerator unit had also ceased to operate, the delivery man was quite worried about the safety of his precious cargo.
He called for a tow truck but was told it would take an hour for the tow truck to arrive. This was too long to wait! He then spotted a man driving a van and flagged him down. He offered the van driver $200 if he could take the penguins to the zoo. The van driver accepted and left with the penguins while the delivery man waited for the tow truck. A few hours later the delivery man in his now repaired truck was driving to the L. A. Zoo to make sure the penguins had been safely delivered. Up ahead he spotted the van driving toward him. The van passed him and much to his shock he could clearly see the penguins jumping around in the van! He made a U turn and drove off after the van and was able to get the driver to pull over to the side of the road. "I told your to take these penguins to the zoo!," the delivery man shouted. "I did," replied the van driver. "But there was plenty of money left over so I decided to take them to Disneyland too." 
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10-26-2005, 06:50 PM
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What's the point?
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 "If they refuse, we can always exterminate them and nuke Antarctica until it melts." The face of evil: Do not trust it. Life has a way of throwing you curveballs...you just have to learn when to duck. General Jackal, striking penguins down one at a time. Do not fear me, I am here to protect you from the penguins.
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#4
10-26-2005, 07:57 PM
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I knew DJ would check on this thread.
It was a plot,Sugar!
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