pick up line study.

[CYLLON]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004241459,00.html
“I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock.”
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OK, it might date from the Stone Age, but it was worth a try.

However Melissa Bini, 22, of Clapton, East London, was unimpressed.

The shop worker slapped a hand across her face, gave me a wild-eyed stare and said: “You need help,” before marching off.
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The only one that worked:
“Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?”
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In desperation I thought I would try one of the cheesiest lines of all — and to my amazement, student Allison Turner replied: “Aw, that’s so sweet and very cute.”

I asked her out for a drink but was told: “Maybe. But you’re going to have to come up with better lines.”

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I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.”
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It was time to call it a day after model Hannah Ryan, 23, put me firmly in my place with: “No you haven’t. Now f*** off.”
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“Nice top – can I talk you out of it?”
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I tried this killer line on sexy blonde student Sarah Riley but instead of falling at my feet, she slapped my face and said: “You pervert, get away from me.”

After I explained it was all in the name of research, Sarah, 20, of Canterbury, Kent, said: “That was terrible. I’m not sure I’ve heard worse and you’re lucky you didn’t get a punch.”
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“I’m here. What were your other two wishes?”
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Sidling up to opera worker Jessica Aldred, 22, I whispered my line, only for her to respond: “That’s pretty cringe-worthy. I thought I was going to be sick.”


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“How do you like your eggs in the morning – fertilised or unfertilised?”
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I decided to try the old school line as I spotted student Kate Walford, but she merely shook her head and turned away in disgust.

Kate, 26, of Leeds, said: “I think that’s one of the worst I’ve heard but I’ve heard cruder.”
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“The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
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It might work for 007 in the films but pretty waitress Monica Palys, of Victoria, central London, just burst out laughing and said: “Where’s your tuxedo?”

[h2g2Fan]

CYLLON, even if pick-up lines worked (they don't), you'd still have to be able to speak English once you're engaged in conversation.

[CYLLON]

and your point?????????????

[Monster]

I only use pick up lines with friends.

I said to one girl, "I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"

She laughed, but it was laughing with me, as opposed to laughing at me. She actually got to be one of my closer friends during that year.

[igofast]

I bet "let's watch the simpsons and ****" would work on one of our members....

[NJ Refugee]

The most 'successful' pick-up line I've ever used ...




"Hello"