Our (America's) stupid children

[Meadhands]

Ok. I am in high school. I just want to say that the other guys... no... the children I go to school with are beyond the depths of stupidity and moronic, thoughtless hatred. This proves that America has THE BEST stupid children, not exactly an award we recieve with a smile and a speech.

I have recorded these few pieces of conversation that I caught on the bus. It is not taken out of context, because it is too obvious what is happening for it to be taken any way but how it is. This conversation takes place between 4 fellow (though I do not like admitting it) students. They converse amongst one another, I take no part. Not a word has been changed. I have deemed the worst offender to be 'Student M'

These are the pieces I got:

1
Student S'...Just call him queer boy.'

2
Student Q: (shouting out of the bus window) 'Eddie! Go home, you f**got!"
Student A: Look! He drives a purple jeep. He's so gay.

3
Student A: (different subject) '...he poured sugar water in his gas tank because he thought he was getting a new car. What a f***ing retard.

4
Student M: '...and I'll have 3 daughters. I'll name 'em Porsche, Mercedes, and Lexus.
Student Q: 'Those are ***** names.'
Student M: 'Probably gonna F*** 'em in the back of your porsche.'

5
Student A: 'Shut up, c***sucker!'

6
Student M: '(in a jocular manner) I side with the Palestinians against the jews.'
Student Q: 'Why?'
Student M: 'Because those p**sy jews only got Israel with America's help. Plus, I've never met a jew that didn't bug the crap out of me.'

7
Student M: 'Ever hear the Dunkin Donuts anthem? Here it goes:

(sings to 'I'm a little teapot')
I'm a little Hindu, with a dot,
If you want donuts, I have alot.
If you want some coffee its in the pot,
but be careful it might be hot.




Now, this following takes place just minutes after. This is a piece of conversation between my Chinese neighbors, brother and sister, on the way from the bus drop to our houses.


Sister: Look at the lawn.
Brother: Yeah. Its gotten long. I should probably mow it.

I believe these are drastic differences. I should note that neither the brother nor the sister take part of the topmost pieces. Either it is because they were born and raised in China, a much more obediant country, or because they had parents that were a hell of alot better (like mine ), but they sure seemed like good people compared to the ignoramuses I have to listen to daily on the bus.



What do you think? Is our society s*** soup, or are these particular kids just little bastards that should have their mouths sown up while every person they have ever taunted kick their ribs in?

[Desert_jackal]

Student M is like a highschool Johnson!

[Johnson]

LOL


I just went in the living room and sang the dunkin donuts song for my parents.

Catchy little tune.

"i'm a little Hindu, with a dot..."

[h2g2Fan]

Originally posted by Meadhands
Student Q: (shouting out of the bus window) 'Eddie! Go home, you f**got!"
Student A: Look! He drives a purple jeep. He's so gay.

In all fairness, driving a purple jeep is pretty gay.

[Kyle Gridley]

In parts 6 and 7, student M sounds like he/she still has a few functioning brain cells, which is quite a rare thing in high schools now. The part about what to name the kids is a bad sign though.

[Raison d'être]

Originally posted by h2g2Fan

In all fairness, driving a purple jeep is pretty gay.

And then h2g2Fan actually said something important...

[h2g2Fan]

Originally posted by Raison d'être
And then h2g2Fan actually said something important...

Yeah, I'm awesome sometimes.

[Meadhands]

Originally posted by Kyle Gridley
In parts 6 and 7, student M sounds like he/she still has a few functioning brain cells, which is quite a rare thing in high schools now. The part about what to name the kids is a bad sign though.

He didn't make the anthem up himself, if that is what you are referring to.

And no, he cannot possibly have that many brain cells.

[Kyle Gridley]

No, but most students would be too wimpy and worried about being called a "racist" for it. SO there's still hope.