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12-30-2003, 09:36 PM
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My bus stop ****ing SUCKS!
Some jackass near my stupid house decided it would be a really swell idea to put a bus stop RIGHT OUTSIDE a bloody Jehovah's Witness building.
 :arrr:It's a ****ing joke, man! EVERY DAY I get accosted by these people while I wait for the bus, which is always late in the winter time. They always come up with some saccharin-coated bull**** before the money shot where they pull out a Watchtower magazine with some misleading article on the front. Once they actually gave me a real magazine from the local hospital about 'flu shots with a Watchtower HIDDEN INSIDE IT! "Oooooh, it's really windy today, eh?" "Ohhhh, quite a snowy day, isn't it?" "Oh, I didn't realise you were listening to your little radio there... *fake laugh*, but I must be far more interesting than that CD and I'm going to keep you from your music ANYWAY, because I want you to read this magazine I gave you YESTERDAY, and there's nothing you can do about it because you have to wait here for the bus and you can't tell me to **** off because your lips are too numb... buahahaha!" I've tried being nice and politely declining and it doesn't work - I've tried telling them I go to the Catholic church down the street every other Sunday or so, but that's not good enough, they want me to go to BIBLE school and read about it from a DIFFERENT ANGLE. I want to tell them they're about to see their ****ing noses from a different angle. What makes it even worse is that they're the SAME PEOPLE every time... why won't they just PISS OFF!?! I can't wait 'til I can drive my ****ing car.
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#2
12-30-2003, 10:02 PM
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Sue the Jahovah's Witnesses AND the transit agency for sexual harrassment & violating your freedom of religion.
 Too bad it wouldn't work IRL. There's always getting some Mormon missionaries to meet you at the bus stop & letting them fight it out though.  Barring any humorous solutions, here's hoping your car is fixed soon 
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12-30-2003, 10:14 PM
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I keep hoping to be accosted by one of the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Oh, the hilarity that would ensue... Unfortunately, I don't think they exist in L.A. We have Jews for Jesus, I see their vans all over the place, but no JW's.  You could always give them a Book of Mormon...just for kicks. 
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#4
12-31-2003, 08:05 AM
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Show up to the bus stop naked...my dad came to the door that way one morning...they haven't been back
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#5
01-02-2004, 05:33 AM
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Why not just tell them to go f*** themselves?
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01-05-2004, 08:54 AM
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tell them they are a cult, and they are all going to hell.
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#7
01-05-2004, 08:59 AM
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Quote:
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 I'll put that down as the last thing I'll tell the next Jehova's witness I meet
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01-05-2004, 11:14 AM
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On a side note, an uncle of mine answered the door with a loaded spud-gun.
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01-05-2004, 12:45 PM
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Whenever some religious person starts 'preaching' to me while I am at the bus I look at them and then pull out my Thor's hammer from under my shirt and make sure they see them. They tend to leave me alone then.
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#11
01-08-2004, 01:10 AM
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I don't even have my license yet, asso: ( I'm going to do that on Friday...
And I can't tell people to **** off unless it's in some sort of bar environment. You try getting violent when you're semi-conscious at 7-ish on a weekday morning.
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#13
01-08-2004, 07:07 AM
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Try walking?
Or you could find some quality Jehova's witness bashing on the web and try applying it to them. 
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#14
01-08-2004, 07:39 AM
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Point to someone near you and whisper to the Witness, "He said God doesn't exist." Then they will go talk to the other guy.
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01-08-2004, 09:39 AM
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They say there's 144,000 seats for them (and only them) in Heaven.
Must be full up by now. Might as well wait for the bus and go somewhere else; no seats up there for non-Jehovahs...
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#16
01-08-2004, 09:42 AM
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Thats so unfair! I never get harrassed by the religious freaks at bus stops. Oh wait, I avoid public transport like the plague
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