Chinese wedding night

[Ed Toner]

A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I gib you anyting you want, I do anyting ...jus anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure,
"I want ......numba 69 . .."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ..............
"You want... Beef wif Broccori?"