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06-19-2003, 10:18 PM
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When God Created Pa.
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of
Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance" "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's PENNSYLVANIA, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from PENNSYLVANIA are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then, What about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in New Jersey, Maryland, Delaware, West Virginia, New York, and Ohio."
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#6
06-20-2003, 09:43 AM
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Not cool!
 But kinda funny... 
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#7
06-20-2003, 10:55 AM
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That's freaking awesome Teddy!!!!
 We saw this last night and laught our butts off, thanks for the smile 
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#8
06-20-2003, 12:54 PM
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you know its a PA thing. i put in the joke forum for just that "a joke" i feel bad when people dont take it as that. i never ment to offend anyone. with me being from PA i thought it was funny. if any one else posted it (say from OH) i would still find it funny evan if the people from PA were the idiots. i just found it humorous and thought i would share it. again i am sorry if i offened anyone. i am not like that to make someone feel bad.
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#10
06-20-2003, 01:00 PM
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Quote:
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#12
06-20-2003, 07:39 PM
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LOL, thats great, and true!
-Dubbs
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#13
06-24-2003, 10:25 AM
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Hey!
Us here West Virginans ain't stupid. We's all inbred, but we ain't not ever never stupid! (help me escape this state. I'm being held hostage by hillbillies.)
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#14
06-29-2003, 12:08 AM
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Just change the state to one that suit you. EG: NZ - Good. Aussie - Bad.
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