Mama mia, mama mia...

[seekerofvisions]

It appears as though I have some making up to do with a friend of mine and therefore I have packed my weekend with events with her. Somehow or another she got the impression that because I have not called her or visited her that I no longer love her. :o

So my weekend plans are thusly made:

1) Prepare self for long drive to friend's house by attempting to fold self into many a yoga posture, this is especially difficult seeing how I have not done yoga in nearly a month :( x a hundred
2) pack all items for trip, making sure to include deodorant, last trip to friend's proved an embarrassing event, will NOT expand on that theme... moving along
3) Drive the 50 or so miles to friend Teresa's house, braving hail, snow, sleet and tornado like weather, because YES I love her so
4) Unfold myself from my car and walk the twenty or so paces to her doorstep, avoiding the many a lizard that emerges from her garden
5) Take photos of lizards as keepsake to torment new niece with
6) OOOH!!! must call sister to congratulate AGAIN on 10 pound baby girl named Amanda Lauren (for some reason my sister was not favourable to my name choise, Billie Mae :()
7) Walk to back bay with Teresa, remembering to wear not so shiny and new trainer immitation shoes that had bought a month ago in hopes of looking not TOO sporty but semi-active
8) OH! Must write list of included items for trip such as telescope, microscope, books, cd's and trainer shoes that look worn in
9) When arrive at back bay will lie on grass on back and deep breathe cause am horribly out of shape from lack of yogic exercise and scare friend with meditation
10) Remember to bring back her book on Crossing the Tiber and tell her read the first 45 pages though didnt, but DID discuss with sibling.. :o
11) Meditation for a few minutes while Teresa vegs out on hill and swats away flying mosquitoes and other 'pests'
12) Walk back to house, up the many hills, and watch as squirrel and wild life scamper about, may chase some, not sure havent decided yet
13) Will inevitably laugh at Teresa who will run scared from deer and skunk and may fall into cactus patch, though that wasnt very funny last time that happened. :( ...um, yeah it kinda was :D
14) Will prepare live to die for food, either she will or I will attempt to. Hopefully she will make some Italian food :D something with eggplant... yum
15) Will have long discussion over her Crossing the Tiber book and I will assume the correct facial expressions and once again tell her that yes I read the pages and scurry around my brain to recall things sibling had said
16) HAVE to call parents and clear the dates for my visit
17) when come back home will have to clean up the sideyard of neighbours debris and collect some jasmine :cool:
18) While bathing will work up plan to rid the internet of adverts!!!!
19) will put advert dissolution plan into action and sit back and watch as they disappear from view on my monitor
20) will read....ALOT

[TwntyCent]

You desperately need to get a journal.




...sounds like you got a full weekend.

[robb sneak]

Originally posted by seekerofvisions
It appears as though I have some making up to do with a friend of mine and therefore I have packed my weekend with events with her. Somehow or another she got the impression that because I have not called her or visited her that I no longer love her.

So my weekend plans are thusly made:

1) Prepare self for long drive to friend's house by attempting to fold self into many a yoga posture, this is especially difficult seeing how I have not done yoga in nearly a month x a hundred
2) pack all items for trip, making sure to include deodorant, last trip to friend's proved an embarrassing event, will NOT expand on that theme... moving along
3) Drive the 50 or so miles to friend Teresa's house, braving hail, snow, sleet and tornado like weather, because YES I love her so
4) Unfold myself from my car and walk the twenty or so paces to her doorstep, avoiding the many a lizard that emerges from her garden
5) Take photos of lizards as keepsake to torment new niece with
6) OOOH!!! must call sister to congratulate AGAIN on 10 pound baby girl named Amanda Lauren (for some reason my sister was not favourable to my name choise, Billie Mae )
7) Walk to back bay with Teresa, remembering to wear not so shiny and new trainer immitation shoes that had bought a month ago in hopes of looking not TOO sporty but semi-active
8) OH! Must write list of included items for trip such as telescope, microscope, books, cd's and trainer shoes that look worn in
9) When arrive at back bay will lie on grass on back and deep breathe cause am horribly out of shape from lack of yogic exercise and scare friend with meditation
10) Remember to bring back her book on Crossing the Tiber and tell her read the first 45 pages though didnt, but DID discuss with sibling..
11) Meditation for a few minutes while Teresa vegs out on hill and swats away flying mosquitoes and other 'pests'
12) Walk back to house, up the many hills, and watch as squirrel and wild life scamper about, may chase some, not sure havent decided yet
13) Will inevitably laugh at Teresa who will run scared from deer and skunk and may fall into cactus patch, though that wasnt very funny last time that happened. ...um, yeah it kinda was
14) Will prepare live to die for food, either she will or I will attempt to. Hopefully she will make some Italian food something with eggplant... yum
15) Will have long discussion over her Crossing the Tiber book and I will assume the correct facial expressions and once again tell her that yes I read the pages and scurry around my brain to recall things sibling had said
16) HAVE to call parents and clear the dates for my visit
17) when come back home will have to clean up the sideyard of neighbours debris and collect some jasmine
18) While bathing will work up plan to rid the internet of adverts!!!!
19) will put advert dissolution plan into action and sit back and watch as they disappear from view on my monitor
20) will read....ALOT

i read about 5 or 6 sentences and gave up.


long thread,.. can ya smell me?..

girl!,.. you know betta

[Katalina]

21. Have to send kat pm, telling her how it all went

[Monster]

Originally posted by 20_cent
You desperately need to get a journal.

...sounds like you got a full weekend.

Have a fun weekend! Don't get arrested!

[seekerofvisions]

lol Sorry, I'm a writer, I tend to ramble a bit.

[Monster]

Nothing to apologize for, Marie. It's who you are, and you're cool.

[beatlebabe]

I tried, really I did. I got as far as 10 pound baby


*cringes, crosses legs tightly & runs away screaming*



At least you'll be busy & sounds like a lot of entertainment this weekend and congrats on being an auntie


*crosses legs tighter...ow ow 10 pounds.....make it go away*