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12-12-2001, 05:44 PM
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Almost died at Burger King
Well it's a good thing that DaOgre is so big and tall and scary looking because I'm sure the two of us were almost killed at lunch today. We're standing in line at Burger King when this crazy guy comes up to us and starts talking about how he's gotten every girl that Ogre's ever gotten. Well, I started getting nervous at this and put Ogre's arm around me so it looked like I was with him. Then, when we got to the table, the guy comes up to us and starts telling Ogre about how he can't go driving around with skanky girls in his convertible.
Oh yeah, and this guy's name was Al Capone, and he says that he died last week and that he was raped in the hospital...
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12-12-2001, 05:50 PM
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Alright...Im sorry but we WERENT almost killed... if anything he was going to offer me some cold hard cash for Allegra, but other than that no worries... he and I talked a bit, and that freaked her out... he was Al Capone, and before he died his buddy gave him a red caddy...and now hes driving a rootbeer brown one.... but you cant drive a car like that around town with no skanky hos in it... he kept calling me dad... but he was never hostile... and he had a jacket like Manu's old reflective one... I thought that was funny... I honestly never felt threatened... yeah he said he was raped in some general hospital, and people were laughing at him... but he likes chicks not guys... that kinda shit...
Personally I thought it was kinda sad... oh well.
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12-12-2001, 05:58 PM
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haha some weird lady at k-mart the other day greeted a pay phone with a hug then yelled at it and then followed me back to my car. but that is SO great. i would have had so much fun just ****ing around with that guy's head. that's a great story. but he's prolly suffering from dissociative identity disorder (oh yes- i learn in school)
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12-12-2001, 06:00 PM
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and stay away from Burger King.
 Thinking about what that fast food does to the body is the scariest part.Little-darkling, so are you saying the lady was a guy that followed you (a transvestite)? Oops sorry, I got it. You are referring to the crazy guy at Burger King. Last edited by Snouter; 12-12-2001 at 06:04 PM.
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12-12-2001, 06:41 PM
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Ogre's right, it was kinda sad. But I always get a little scared in those situations because I start thinking the guy could be psycho and open fire or something. But, if I could have chosen anyone in the whole restaurant to hide behind while the guy was saying whatever crazy thing he was saying, it would definitely be Ogre!
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