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11-29-2001, 08:16 AM
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Teen Allows Himself To Be Hit Head-On By A Car Imitating A Jackass Stunt
A 16-year-old boy allowed himself to be struck head-on by a 1983 Honda Civic driven by a 17-year-old male, while a 16-year-old videotaped the collision from outside the car.
I will give you three guesses as to which MTV television show they were trying to imitate? Here is a hint. It is a regular half-hour program on MTV in which the cast performs outlandish physical stunts that basically make a case for forced labor camps because people have too much time on their hands. This dumb ass which allowed himself to get hit head on…and I do mean head-on. Do not; I repeat do not for one second assume that the 16-year-old who was hit was in a car when he was struck. In this instance, I want you to take head-on literally. The boy that was struck by the civic was taken to St. Elizabeth Medical Center South in Edgewood to be treated for injuries to his chest, right leg and neck. Listen, I mean this sincerely. I hope they let him die. The other two boys were charged with wanton endangerment in the first degree, a Class D felony. Apparently, according to the police who spoke with the Cincinnati Enquirer these assholes had actually practiced the collision “a couple of times,” according to a video the police confiscated. This is what I want you to take from this story. The urge to inbreed is a disease. You may think that you get away with it by blaming the pregnancy on a one-night stand with some out of town stranger she met at a bar, but as you can see from this article these things have a way of revealing themselves. The two boys that weren’t hit by the car, the one that drove the car and the one that filmed the stunt were taken to the Northern Kentucky Juvenile Detention Center.
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11-29-2001, 08:23 AM
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too bad
I say boo hoo, :'( Who the heck cares. MTV posts up hundreds of warnings not to attempt this stuff. If you are stupid enough to do this kinda stuff without professional training, you deserve to get hurt.
Natural selection If they take themselves out, good, it's natural selection in action. But lets take this 1 step further...just in case, lets brocast the Faces of Death on MTV, so hopefully idiots will jump into a gator pit and take themselves outta the gene pool.
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11-29-2001, 08:23 AM
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Lol, I agree sun.
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11-29-2001, 08:47 AM
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WHen I first saw the thread title, I half expected to see a tirade on the evils of that stupid show. Imagine my surprise & delight
 Buggy, you're getting deliciously insensative I agree with both of you though... Prime example of social darwinism at work. Forrest was right... "Stupid is as stupid does"
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11-29-2001, 12:23 PM
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Man I hate shit like this.
1) I don't care that boy is in the hospital, he shoudlc arry the same charges as the rest (unless he was forced or coerced into being the one hit) Knowing how most of these jackass intimidators are I am sure he volunteered willingly. 2) This will be another yell for censorship and tkaing the show off the air. Given the plethora of warnings MTV puts out, and the fact that this is on primetime, when parents are home from work, STFU. You should know what the hell your kids are watching and what they are doing.
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11-29-2001, 01:21 PM
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A couple year ago I was walking across a pedestrian marked area of a street when the sign said "walk" and a late model Honda Civic came right at me. I jumped up with the groceries I was carrying and landed on the hood of the Civic putting some nice dents in it. I actually stood up on the guys hood and jumped off the car then realized I should get the license plate which I did when I chased him down at the next stop light. The cops did not fully believe me since I was unhurt and the Civic needed a new hood, but they went to his house and took his license pending a court appearance.
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11-29-2001, 01:46 PM
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Yeah Manu, you're right, the worst part of it all is going to be the calls for censorship over this. There have already been plenty since the show started. It just amazes me how lazy parents will blame EVERYONE but themselves for not teaching their kids any common sense.
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11-29-2001, 04:15 PM
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These kinds of things always piss me off. Like a couple of years ago in my home town, a high school kid died while CAR SURFING. You'd have thougt the president was shot. Everyone made it out to be a horrible tragedy. It was horrible that the kid was so tragically stupid, but what can you expect when you go car surfing? Stupid people should not be martyrs.
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#9
11-29-2001, 06:22 PM
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natural selection...brought to you by MTV
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