Why I Hate Valentine's Day...and Why You Should Too

[jillianjiggs]

Why I love to hate Valentine's Day

And why you should, too.

By MP Dunleavey for Lifetime


Why you should celebrate your non-coupledom on February 14.

I hate Valentine's Day. Oh, sure — I know what you're thinking: Single women always hate Valentine's because it makes them feel alone; no one is sending them flowers; blah, blah, blah.

Well, I have news for you. I've cross-tabulated all the coefficients six ways till Sunday and my absolutely scientific conclusion is that we're better off without guys and Valentine's Day — especially guys on Valentine's Day.

Let me tell you a story.

My longest relationship was one of those engaged-but-never-married situations. We dated and lived together for a total of six and a half years, and I really did think I was going to marry this guy. And yet, on our first V-day together, he gave me one waxy rose from the corner market. The second year, I can't remember what he gave me. And the third year, girls, he gave me chopped liver. As in the old joke, "What am I, chopped liver?"

Now it's true that I actually like chopped liver. And at the time, I was living in New York near a very good Jewish deli, and the chopped liver was quite high in quality. But it was still chopped liver.

After that, I gave up on the hearts and flowers, the gooey love poems, the sweets and surprises. I came to see Valentine's Day for what it is: a third-rate marketing holiday (after Christmas and Halloween) — a cheap, commercial parody of romance designed to foster greed and disappointment (in women) and guilt and resentment (in men).

Partly, that's because of some basic differences between the sexes. Most women I know couldn't forget about the existence of February 14 even if they wanted to, regardless of whether they happen to be alone or in a couple. Most men, on the other hand, wake up on February 14 thinking, "Omigod! I haven't gotten a card yet!" In fact, I read some study that estimated that roughly 86% of men don't think ahead when it comes to Valentine's Day.

How can this be? you wonder. After all, starting in late January, the world is knee-deep in glossy red hearts; candy stores lob chocolates at your head as you walk by; and you can practically buy a sappy card through your ATM machine. So why are most men oblivious to V-Day until the very last minute?

How could my ex have given me chopped liver? Why did Prince Charles cheat on Di? Why did Brad dump Gwyneth? When have men ever done anything that makes any sense? And why expect Valentine's Day to be any different?

The answer: We shouldn't. The good news is that as a single woman, you're not missing anything anyway. Trust me.

In fact, the best, most delicious V-Days I've had have been spent with my girlfriends. Last year, I had a small dinner party and we drank wine and recounted old love affairs. This year, I made plans to go hear a Zen talk with a new pal on the 14th, but I figured I should ask the guy I'm dating if that was OK with him (in case he happened to be among the 14% of men who do think about Valentine's Day in advance). Turns out he didn't have any specific plans, but he did feel it was important for us to spend that evening together.

So I acted like a good girlfriend and asked my friend if we could reschedule. She said she hadn't realized our Zen adventure was on Valentine's Day and that she had other holiday plans too — attending her annual UFO (Unattached Females Only) party. "We're going to eat fattening food and watch chick flicks," she said.

It was hard not to feel jealous. Of course, I'm glad what's-his-name wants to spend Valentine's together (three years from now he'll be giving me pastrami, but c'est la vie). But I kind of wish that I could go and just be one of the girls. Maybe next year.

[Invader Pichu]

That's cute. Though I don't agree with it all, it's still cute.

[A_open_Fire_]

i dont know why people make such a big deal out of valentines day. its stupid , every year more and more people get depressed over a stupid holiday becuase they have no one to share it with. also its a great way for people to spend money for bull**** reasons but whatever.
valintines days sux ass and i dont have a valentine
K~

[Tsi15Psi]

Im in the 14% who think in advanced. I loved valentines day, this year is very different. I cant wait till it passes.

[turtle_o]

I dont get it, why do people w/out valentines make such a big deal about not having a valentine. It's just a regular day.

I have a valentine, but we dont make a big deal about valentine's day. (it's a bigger deal that i havent seen my boyfriend for a month, than that it is valentine's day.) Besides, i dont want to feel special just one day of the year, i want to let him know i love him at any time, and i dont want some silly holiday urging him to tell me that I am special.

So it seems to me that single people make a big deal about it, and coupled people make less of a deal about it.... eventually.

maybe it's only so special when it's your first valentine's day with someone. . . . hhmm

[302Riz]

Never liked Valentines Day, Never will even now that I have a girlfriend to share it with. I still hate it.

Its just a corporate holiday made to spend your hard earned money on useless bull****.

[Gibson]

Didn't even have to read that, I already do

[jillianjiggs]

Heh...I'm a little quirky, and I don't like to spend a TON of money for any holiday. My presents usually are well thought out inside jokes that are sometimes a little corny. I'll post about my v-day gift after I give it to him.

You know what I noticed? We wanted to get away this weekend (not because of v-day, but because it's a three day weekend). Rooms at somewhat crappy hotels like Circus Circus jumped from $30 a room to $110 a room just for Valentine's Day. Talk about opportunism.

[Cd.]

Originally posted by jillianjiggs

I hate Valentine's Day. Oh, sure — I know what you're thinking: Single women always hate Valentine's because it makes them feel alone; no one is sending them flowers; blah, blah, blah.

Its no fun for single men ether.

[jillianjiggs]

Really?

That's totally against all stereotypes in this country.


No really...

[PFDarkside]

Hey, the worst is Sweetest's Day. WTF?!? That's a Hallmark Holiday that shouldn't have been created. Almost exactly 6 months after Valentine's day... hmmm...

I'm going to create a holiday. It's called "Random **** Day". You get to be with someone random at no cost to your present relationships.