The True Spirit of Xmas

[ÆSiR]

A mafioso's son is sitting at his desk, writing a Christmas list to Jesus. First he writes, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

Then he gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear Baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."

-Æ (Yeah!)

[Katalina]

Hehee!!

[Rayney]

hehehehe. Good stuff.

*Wonders where she can find a statue of the Virgin Mary*

[mari blu]

Originally posted by Raynewitch
hehehehe. Good stuff.

*Wonders where she can find a statue of the Virgin Mary*

i've got one in my closet. wanna me to put your name on the ramsom note too?

[Rayney]

Originally posted by mari blu

i've got one in my closet. wanna me to put your name on the ramsom note too?

WOO HOO! Yes please! We'll get 'em good!

[Monster]

Funny stuff.