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Old 11-26-2009, 06:58 PM
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make up preposterous lies about christmas
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So you were bored and just happen to put this it the science section here?
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Christmas is loads of fun.
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So you were bored and just happen to put this it the science section here?
i wanted objective judgements here
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If you say so
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Every conflict currently going on in the world today will end by Christmas eve at 16:00:00 Greenwich mean time

There will be no homicides, suicides, rapes, assaults, or any act of non consensual violence

Free food will be available to anyone, everywhere in the world, courtesy of all CEOs, politicians and royal figures

Jesus Christ was actually born on December 25th, not "sometime in the summer"

Santa Claus will end his infamous feud with the Easter Bunny by taking him on a in a bout organized by Vince McMahon. As an added bonus the winner will get to spend Boxing Day with Trish Stratus.

In the spirit of Christmas all retail stores will be closed for twelve consecutive days.
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Jesus the Lord and Savior was born on Christmas: the Greatest Lie Ever Told!
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What is Christmas?
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Old 11-27-2009, 10:38 PM
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Jesus the Lord and Savior was born on Christmas: the Greatest Lie Ever Told!
its not true but there are way bigger lies-who cares when He was borne?
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its not true but there are way bigger lies-who cares when He was borne?
Hey, if you're going to celebrate the birth of your lord and savior... filled with all kinds of religious imagery and such, I would expect you to at least ATTEMPT to have the date correct. But what can I expect from a religion where less than 5% of the people who claim to be Christian have actually ever READ the bible cover to cover. Sad considering that they believe it to be the infallible word of their Creator. They bang their heads on the ground all damn day, or 'raise their hands in prayer' for Him but they can't be bothered to read a book. Lame.
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Hey, if you're going to celebrate the birth of your lord and savior... filled with all kinds of religious imagery and such, I would expect you to at least ATTEMPT to have the date correct. But what can I expect from a religion where less than 5% of the people who claim to be Christian have actually ever READ the bible cover to cover. Sad considering that they believe it to be the infallible word of their Creator. They bang their heads on the ground all damn day, or 'raise their hands in prayer' for Him but they can't be bothered to read a book. Lame.
i dont celebrate holidays at all-i worship and praise God all the time
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Here is my Christmas lie:

Because Christmas celebrates the birth of Christ, Atheists do not celebrate it. Atheists do not put up Christmas trees. Atheistis do not exchange gifts. Atheists do not engage in any of the "fun" Christmas traditions.

Because, if Atheists did those things, it would be hypocrisy.
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at christmas, coca cola sends a huge guy in red with a white beard upon us, to scare us with hollow laughter
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thats to scare you from competing with america



or seomthing
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hes allways picking on our sinterklaas.
slapping him and pulling his beard hes a meany.
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its not true but there are way bigger lies-who cares when He was borne?
he was actually born in april
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Santa is FatMike with a fake beard. The elfs are little asian chicks..
Midget chinese chicks.
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