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Old 11-04-2009, 03:19 PM
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now-a baldfaced lie for your entertainment

ihad a cat scan a few years back-this part's true-none of the rest is though

the doctor saved it because of the unusual shape of my skull-
.he was on a date with a paleontologist-and wanting to impress her he produced a print from the series


she said "Why this is an absolute miracle-the bone in that fat guys head used to be a hip bone for a triceratops"



(were going for really silly here)-howd i get a dinosaur hipbone in my haed?
dick will now prolly say something disgusting so we can rule out whatever thoery he comes up with

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Old 11-04-2009, 03:24 PM
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it would perhaps explain my unique communication skills

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Old 11-04-2009, 03:29 PM
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:34 PM
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But I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for reminding me of how baddass triceratops was.



Totally badass. Triceratops.

He's badass.
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:42 PM
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you seen my pic? my head is just that massive..
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:43 PM
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im not wearing pants at the moment
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But I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for reminding me of how baddass triceratops was.

Totally badass. Triceratops.

He's badass.
Yeah, badass...he has three horns on his head...badass. Not one. Not two. But three!!
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Here's MY theory fat mike:

You're an evolved triceratops and 65 million years old.

Yes people, Dinosaurs still walk among us.
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:01 PM
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Yeah, badass...he has three horns on his head...badass. Not one. Not two. But three!!
that explains the tri-i never knew that

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Here's MY theory fat mike:

You're an evolved triceratops and 65 million years old.

Yes people, Dinosaurs still walk among us.
i wonder if i was ready to reveal that yet..
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Well they're on fire, wherever they are.
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thats an alarming thought
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Yeah, your apartment may burn. Just be glad you're skull is badass!
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A friend of mine who married a PA Dutchman (German descent) told me that their skulls were at least an inch thicker than normal and were used to line the space shuttle to prevent burn up on re-entry. Considering how hard it is to convince my husband to do some things, I'm beginning to think there's truth to it.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:44 AM
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alright dave!
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You'd like him. He's a righteous dude.
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