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06-30-2007, 03:50 PM
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I can't take it anymore. This goddamned rain has to stop soon
 It has rained at least once the last 50 of 60 days. And I don't mean a little, I mean a lot. I'm going to need 100 oki's just to plug the holes. Woo hoo, it's raining right now, and it'll rain at least 5 more times before the focking days's over, yipppee. We got bugs I've never seen before, green shit growing on the concrete. Mow a yard, impossible. Haven't been able to mow a yard in 5 weeks. Other day an oriental chick stopped me and said "hey baby, you got girlfriend in Vietnam?".  
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06-30-2007, 03:53 PM
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Oh, did I mention the dewpoint was 76 yesterday? 70 focking 6. I didn't think that was physically possible. Won't even be able to mow the yard at night now.
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06-30-2007, 04:02 PM
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Oh wait a minute, what yard? It's standing in focking water. I've gone so crazy I'm writing to myself on an obscure message board right now. In an hour I get to bury my grandmother. I hope the hole doesn't fill with water while we're planting her.
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06-30-2007, 04:06 PM
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Oh yeah, and my AC has been out for a week. Can't fix the shit because it won't stop raining long enough. God has been partying a lot lately and is taken a big drunken piss on this place. Goddamn misquitoes manage to sneak through the cracks at night and bite our asses while we sleep since we have to leave the focking windows open since it won't ever stop raining long enough for the goddamned white trash HVAC high school drop out to fix the goddamned AC. May need some misquito nets soon. Mofos tried to take off with my yorkie the other day buzzing around and shit.
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06-30-2007, 05:51 PM
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We've been getting rain almost daily. We set up a pump in the backyard to drain runoff that's pooled there. I'm so glad we decided to wait to splurge on central air conditioning. Last year it was so hot and parched, I should have known this summer would be wet and miserable.
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06-30-2007, 06:12 PM
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arkansas is obviously being punished-our sins are worse here in texas-im not relishing our "turn" at this
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06-30-2007, 06:42 PM
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I wish we could have that rain here, it hasn't rained in months and as of midnight tomorrow, this year will go down in the record books as our driest in recorded history.
Everytime you wash your car it gets dirty within ten minutes from all the crap floating in the air, and our fire season which normally is in the fall has become a year round event. It sucks how nature will dump way too much rain in one place, and none at all in another...
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06-30-2007, 07:08 PM
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Yes, flood us with a golden shower...
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06-30-2007, 07:39 PM
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Move to Vegas. We get about 3 inches a year. I don't think it has rained in 5 months.
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07-01-2007, 01:19 AM
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This is just God's punishment on you, sinner.
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07-01-2007, 01:58 AM
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We've had less than that for the rain year!
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07-01-2007, 03:21 PM
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Well, if it makes you feel any better, Hawaii gets rain nearly everyday. Usually a light sprinkle around 4 pm or so ... just when the day starts to cool and the air can't hold as much water, so it lets go and forms tiny rain drops.
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07-01-2007, 04:17 PM
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An upper level low is sitting smack dab of the southern plains, and it hasn't moved in 2 months. Until it weakens, there will be no rain for the southeast. Monsoonal moisture should give you folks in the southwest some relief in July and August. What I'd give for some canadian jetstream right now.
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07-01-2007, 04:50 PM
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its bad here too, though not today, today was nice.
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07-01-2007, 06:45 PM
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07-01-2007, 07:09 PM
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