kiddy swimming pools

[86Dude]

Joe Bob and his family move in next door and up goes the inflatable pool, yipppee. Anyway, after 10 days or so the pool gets ignored and develops this fetid layer full of young misquito critters which hatch out and bite my white ass all summmer.

[Red]

i'd shoot the pool in the middle of the night.

[Saison]

I agree. A slow leak will eliminate this problem.

[Red]

air rifle, the silent pool killer.

[Saison]

Originally Posted by Red

air rifle, the silent pool killer.

That, or an aptly placed lawn dart.

[Red]

Originally Posted by Saison

That, or an aptly placed lawn dart.

but that might puncture a child's skull.

an air pellet lodges under the skin.

or takes out an eye. a person can see with one eye.

[Saison]

Originally Posted by Red

but that might puncture a child's skull.

an air pellet lodges under the skin.

or takes out an eye. a person can see with one eye.

I was thinking this would be best done at night, when there are less children swimming. Still, puncturing the pool is best option for maximum summer enjoyment, regardless of method.

[Ice Pick]

Poke a hole in the pool, that should do it.

[86Dude]

I have a moral dilemma here. It's the kids pool. I don't like making kids sad. I love kids. I love all kids.

[Ice Pick]

Originally Posted by 86Dude

I have a moral dilemma here. It's the kids pool. I don't like making kids sad. I love kids. I love all kids.

It's spawning tons of young mosquitoes. I was almost eaten alive last night by the buggers. All that rain didn't help me.

[86Dude]

And then there are the glorious brown minions of ticks that roam about the place because the national park never culls it's deer population.

[oki]

that kid bettenr not go swim inthere anyway, while its infested with larves.
tell youyr neighbour about the health hazard hes causing, directly to his kid. that should do it, if he refreshes teh water every few days or keps it completely covered at nights, theres no problem.

[Mystlet]

Originally Posted by 86Dude

Joe Bob and his family move in next door and up goes the inflatable pool, yipppee.

Throw a chocolate bar in there. Maybe he'll get the message.

[TheLateGreat]

Originally Posted by 86Dude

I have a moral dilemma here. It's the kids pool. I don't like making kids sad.

Then don't shoot the pool, shoot the kids. No kids = no one to miss the pool.

[Ice Pick]

Dump the water out when no one is looking. Wipe out those mosquito army's.

[Judy]

Originally Posted by Saison

I agree. A slow leak will eliminate this problem.

agreed.

[TGRR]

Originally Posted by 86Dude

Joe Bob and his family move in next door and up goes the inflatable pool, yipppee. Anyway, after 10 days or so the pool gets ignored and develops this fetid layer full of young misquito critters which hatch out and bite my white ass all summmer.

Only one man can save you now.

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[Judy]

this is funnier:http://www.break.com/index/sleepy_puppy.html

[wallflower]

Originally Posted by Judy

this is funnier:http://www.break.com/index/sleepy_puppy.html

I wish I had a puppy like it

[zipper99]

If you are gonna shoot the pool make sure you do it from a side other than your own...

Then you can commiserate with them in the morning "Bet it was them darn kids that hang around in the mall..."