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Old 06-19-2007, 08:20 AM
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I went for my yearly health check up today

The nurse said to me "you will have to stop masturbating Mr Dogberry"

I said "why?"

And she said "because I am trying to examine you".
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:24 AM
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Old 06-19-2007, 09:15 AM
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A competent nurse could have worked around that.
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