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If you woke up tomorrow and you were the opposite gender?

would it freak you out? would you even care>??? would you rejoice???
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:41 AM
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manu, preemptively move to TEF
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otra vez Gabacho-de me un Breaquecito! why??? it's not tef at all
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i would slut myself out in the lesbian community

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why are you waiting???
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Would I have a full head of hair?
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that would be pretty freakin cool. i'd be a slut in no time.
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might have to wait a couple of minutes between #2 and #3
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Old 06-16-2007, 07:27 AM
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lol of course...

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strange values you got there young lady
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can't say I'd be happy about it, but I would play with my boobs all day long.
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Yeah, me too.

And then I'd be furious that I had to deal with menstruation.
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would it freak you out? would you even care>??? would you rejoice???
I think I'd freak out.

Firstly, I'd have nothing to wear.

Secondly, my husband would almost certainly begin asking awkward questions which I wouldn't have time to answer as I'd be looking for something to wear.

Thirdly, how would I explain this to my mother?
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frankly im glad im not a female-

if youre pretty you never get a moment's peace and youre hated by other females
if youre ugly youre treated like crap by strangers and other women feel guilty around you..
to heck with all that...
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I would be even more horrendously ugly as a woman.

And that monthly thing is a major downer.
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your features arent very feminine and the moustache definitely would have to go
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id be like sweet i have that V thing that guys have down in the crotchular area. then i'd jerk off just to see what its like to have an external genital organ. then i'd probly **** a whore to see what its like to have an external genital organ be suctioned into a pressurized vacuous space. and then? i'd pee on stuff like car doors, door handles, walls, doors some more... flowers (wee watering the garden!) gosh i'd want to pee on everything. and swiddle around like im one of those sprinklers from the olden days. then i'd go back to watching tv and scratching my butt like i did when i was female.
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