One of Our Bar Regulars

[Dr.Doom]

Is Hilarious this old man whos nickname is "Pirate Pete" because he bought an old pirate ship and sails to the caribbean hangs out down there. He always says to me whenever I see him "So boy you behaving yourself "? I say yeah pete im being good "he says "Why the hell you doing that" Then he will walk around asking people if they want to rub his wood..his walking cane say yeah just use slow strokes hows that wood? This old man is partys like he is 20 years old. I hope im like that at his age

[Baboon]

My hockey team is going to be sponsored by a pub next season. Free jerseys. w00t!! I want to know if the food there is any good.

We get $6 pitchers after our games. NOICE.

[Dr.Doom]

uh huh

[Dreamintree01]

Originally Posted by Dr.Doom

Is Hilarious this old man whos nickname is "Pirate Pete" because he bought an old pirate ship and sails to the caribbean hangs out down there. He always says to me whenever I see him "So boy you behaving yourself "? I say yeah pete im being good "he says "Why the hell you doing that" Then he will walk around asking people if they want to rub his wood..his walking cane say yeah just use slow strokes hows that wood? This old man is partys like he is 20 years old. I hope im like that at his age

Were you drunk when you wrote this?

[Dr.Doom]

Originally Posted by Dreamintree01

Were you drunk when you wrote this?

Why...?

Yeah maybe I was Im drunk every day every hour that don't change what happend.

[Dreamintree01]

Nah, I was just wondering b/c i was having some trouble deciphering what you were saying from what you typed.

[Dr.Doom]

Originally Posted by Dreamintree01

Nah, I was just wondering b/c i was having some trouble deciphering what you were saying from what you typed.

what was hard to understand?

[Dreamintree01]

Originally Posted by Dr.Doom

what was hard to understand?

Then he will walk around asking people if they want to rub his wood..his walking cane say yeah just use slow strokes hows that wood? This old man is partys like he is 20 years old. I hope im like that at his age

i mean, i got the gyst of what you were saying, i just had to wade thorugh your sentence structure. no biggie. just wondering if you wrote it while under the influence or not.

[Dogberry]

I want to know what Dr Doom's definition of old is.

I may be depressed by the answer.

[Dr.Doom]

70's is old to me

[Dogberry]

Originally Posted by Dr.Doom

70's is old to me

Yes me too!