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Old 06-05-2007, 05:46 PM
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i looked down a young lady's blouse

as she bent over to do something in her bag at work today-and she caught me hnoes:-satan is accusing me and making me feel terrible about myself.
doubtless she'll go the ceo and i'll behauled into court and i'll have to drain my bank account defending myself and be stuck in a prison cell with an aryan brotherhood homosexual psychopath with aids.
thank goodness i only go through this about 6 times a month...
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Old 06-05-2007, 06:34 PM
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So how was the view? Did she have nice cans?
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Old 06-05-2007, 06:44 PM
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they were small but youthful and perky. she was in excellent physical condition all over..
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thank goodness i only go through this about 6 times a month...

I go through this almost on a daily basis.

You're description of her breasts is firmly implanted in my mind for further thought.


Anyway I'll bet she didn't mind you having a look..in fact she might well have been giving a view fully well knowing..and then..ergh.

Dammit Jack stop these thoughts MUST FOCUS ON HOMEWORK
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You could pre-emptively sue her for exposing herself to you in the workplace and creating a hostile work environment.
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No no...after getting a glimpse..Mike should ask her out, and then after a few post work cocktails and some banter..Its time to loosen up the buttons baby.
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:54 PM
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I go through this almost on a daily basis.

You're description of her breasts is firmly implanted in my mind for further thought.


Anyway I'll bet she didn't mind you having a look..in fact she might well have been giving a view fully well knowing..and then..ergh.

Dammit Jack stop these thoughts MUST FOCUS ON HOMEWORK
sorry jack it's food for thought

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You could pre-emptively sue her for exposing herself to you in the workplace and creating a hostile work environment.
she'd rule in the courtroom-her little angelic features would cinch the case against me

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No no...after getting a glimpse..Mike should ask her out, and then after a few post work cocktails and some banter..Its time to loosen up the buttons baby.
alas they get on the bus and go far away,Jack...
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as she bent over to do something in her bag at work today-and she caught me hnoes:-satan is accusing me and making me feel terrible about myself.
doubtless she'll go the ceo and i'll behauled into court and i'll have to drain my bank account defending myself and be stuck in a prison cell with an aryan brotherhood homosexual psychopath with aids.
thank goodness i only go through this about 6 times a month...
My boss told me in confidence that you can get in real trouble for oogling a co worker, so if you do it be sure she is worth it.

But if I were you I would just relax. We all did it from time to time.
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I love how you say that like it's a bad thing.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:22 AM
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I love how you say that like it's a bad thing.
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I am just glad I know even Fatmike has his slips
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:24 AM
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im one bloddy slip after another
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I kinda appreciate small yet youthful and perky boobs too. They're beauty.
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:42 AM
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I think mike is normal.
just dont grab any.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:39 AM
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As always, honesty is the best policy. Apologize if you think you may have offended her. Tell her that you think she's a lovely person, and would hate to compromise a comfortable working environment because of an unfortunate momentary indescretion. If she's reasonable, then you probably won't get stuck with a harassment complaint. And the interest in her feelings will score points. Offer to buy her lunch as a way of making it up to her.
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:02 AM
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well she's long gone-she probably doesnt remember it at all
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:03 AM
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I guess I misunderstood your initial post. I thought the woman was a coworker.
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Yeah...this kind of thing NEVER happens to me at work.

You're a very bad man Bruce.
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