Partisanship is a joke these days.(rant, rave, drool).

[TGRR]

All right, people, I'm only gonna spew this once, so listen the hell up:

The very next person who tries to tell The Good Reverend that THEIR collection of Fat Pinks are better than the OTHER collection of Fat Pinks is going to get a swift kick in the ass.

Face it, Slappy...the ONLY difference between the GOP and the Democrats is which particular rights they want to do away with. Anyone who tells you differently is either a friggin' moron, or a push-poller. Fact is, the fascists WON WWII...our homegrown ones were just were quieter than Hitler and his crowd of cross-dressing goose-steppers.

And don't try to feed me any crap about the various collections of lunatics, Jesus freaks, and laissez faire capitalist swine that pass as "3d party candidates", either. They may be funnier than the big two, but that doesn't make them better.

Fact is, it's all too clear that we are on our own. NONE of these fatback political hacks have your best interests at heart...oh, they SAY they do...they want to protect us...protect us from le pr0n, the dissidents, the freaks, and the hordes of poor people from all over the world who want to kill us.

Problem is, the above description includes more and more Americans every year...so what they REALLY want to do is protect us from themselves...

"But what about Little Billy?", they say, "What's HE gonna do, when the pr0n vendors get him in their white-knuckled grasp? What's HE gonna do, when the hippies come to subvert him with peace, pot, and microdot? What's HE gonna do, when freaks crawl out of the woodwork and start teaching him that he should use that 7 pounds of grey shit between his ears for something more complex than which Corporate Lardburger™ to buy?

Well, let US worry about Little Billy. He's doing just FINE...he's even learning to talk again, our way...Because who are we?

We're the 169% O\/\/NED...the faceless horde, the terror in the night...we brought a keg to the Donner Party, and we kick habits while the nuns are still wearing them. And we're armed. We are CHUD, and we're "Bob"-damned PROUD of it. When you see us coming, you better run, Bubba, because we have no need of ANY collection of political hacks or religious freaks. You can KEEP your Madison Avenue Supercuts WalMart Have A Coke And A Smile Ram Tough Love For Sale Page 6 Britney Spears BULLSHIT, Pinkboys!

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Or kill me.

[Snouter]

No that is a rælly entertaining approach to expressing a mundane ræality.

[KruSader]

Acid in the water supply?

I actually think you may be right about this "the ONLY difference between the GOP and the Democrats is which particular rights they want to do away with."

[86Dude]

Put the crack pipe down, lol.

[Snouter]

Ya gots to appræciate the Vonnegut-esque style in approaching the not a dimes worth of difference thing. By the way, I left out a w in the previous post. It is supposed to ræd "now."