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Old 05-07-2007, 11:21 AM
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Chix are weird

i just think we need another thread where we bemoan and celebrate the fact that females are scarcely in touch with reality and blissfully alternately aware and unaware of that fact...
it d be hard to be a girl though
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:39 AM
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Heh - Probably about 10 years ago I was foolish enough to buy this 300 page book titled "What women want."
Basically it took 300 pages to explain that "It depends on the woman."

They could have sent me a bound book of 300 blank pages and it would have been just as informative
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:43 AM
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Try to remember that women have their brain chemistry completely reworked every few weeks. That's got to be hard to live with. What are you trying to accomplish that would require them to all need/want/like the same thing?
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:46 AM
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lol all of you guys--have you noticed how they watch us?they always want to know what we're thinking and feeling...women are about other people more than men..
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Did it ever occur to you that men are weird? I feel I'm pretty in touch with reality.
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I've noticed women don't usually want to know what I'm thinking after the first time I tell them.
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i just think we need another thread where we bemoan and celebrate the fact that females are scarcely in touch with reality and blissfully alternately aware and unaware of that fact...
it d be hard to be a girl though
I am up to my eyeballs in reality, not to mention hormones. That's why you think we're strange. We're just under pressure all the time, and we only let off steam around you men!
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Did it ever occur to you that men are weird? I feel I'm pretty in touch with reality.
Darling,you're a German girl-it's a totally different mix of reality and fantasy for you guys than anyone else..

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I am up to my eyeballs in reality, not to mention hormones. That's why you think we're strange. We're just under pressure all the time, and we only let off steam around you men!
I feel as though an important piece of info regarding the movements of the enemy has fallen into my hands but it's all in a different language...
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I've noticed women don't usually want to know what I'm thinking after the first time I tell them.
well if you tell them that..
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Females like to think they know what you are thinking AND they expect us to know what they are thinking. um...
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I've noticed women don't usually want to know what I'm thinking after the first time I tell them.
I've also found that to be true, but in my case it's not limited to women
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:29 PM
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i dont think they really want us to know squat...
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Darling,you're a German girl-it's a totally different mix of reality and fantasy for you guys than anyone else...
Ah, the smell of condescension...love it.
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Old 05-07-2007, 01:38 PM
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Ah, the smell of condescension...love it.
you took that as flattering?

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who's complaining? i want a permanent fixture- i dont do short term...too damned old
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you took that as flattering?
Nope that was sarcasm. Besides, I'm only mostly german. I'm also Irish, Welsh and Native American.
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Nope that was sarcasm. Besides, I'm only mostly german. I'm also Irish, Welsh and Native American.
well i wasnt going to analyze the various ethnicities and still have a nice succinct post now was i?
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well i wasnt going to analyze the various ethnicities and still have a nice succinct post now was i?
You could if you make a glaring over-generalization of women like you did with the first post in this thread.
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