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    Quote Originally Posted by igofast
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    these are from my house on saturday night.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayney
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    Hair on your chest? I kinda wanna see that

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    This picture is a couple months old but I just saw it online.

    2nd from right.

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    Honey, do you want some tips? Well, hell, I'll just go ahead and say it and you can tell me to f*ck off if you like.

    Ditch the t-shirt under the sweater. A collared shirt will draw the attention to your face, and the dark brown, (or is it burgundy?), is too dark for you. Look for something in more of a primary color. If you're feeling really daring, then go for the preppie boy pastel. A soft green would really flatter your skin tone. And your pants are too big. Go down a waist size or maybe look for a flat front or maybe a more narrow cut.

    You're a good looking guy. Don't hide your light under a bushel!

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    Y'know I just reread my post and apparently I'm channeling my Mom; stand up straight and shoulders back and tuck in your shirt and are those really the shoes that you're going to wear with that outfit?

    That's not how I meant it at all. If you'd like to beat me sharply about the head and shoulders, I would completely understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bear Stories
    Honey, do you want some tips? Well, hell, I'll just go ahead and say it and you can tell me to f*ck off if you like.

    Ditch the t-shirt under the sweater. A collared shirt will draw the attention to your face, and the dark brown, (or is it burgundy?), is too dark for you. Look for something in more of a primary color. If you're feeling really daring, then go for the preppie boy pastel. A soft green would really flatter your skin tone. And your pants are too big. Go down a waist size or maybe look for a flat front or maybe a more narrow cut.

    You're a good looking guy. Don't hide your light under a bushel!
    But I'm married, which means I'm just supposed to let myself go to hell.

    Those are jeans I'm wearing. The sweater is burgundy. Lose the white t-shirt, eh? How about a turtle neck under it?

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    A turtle neck would be better, but really, a shirt with a collar would help accentuate your face.

    And those are jeans? Then you need about 2 waist sizes smaller than what you're wearing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bear Stories
    A turtle neck would be better, but really, a shirt with a collar would help accentuate your face.

    And those are jeans? Then you need about 2 waist sizes smaller than what you're wearing.
    They are Levi 550's. Loose fitting. I like the extra room because my ass is, well, "pronounced."

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    Is that code for you have a big fat ass?

    Actually, that should be, big muscular ass, yeah? (you're the biker, right?)

    You might still want to try a smaller size as it looks like you're just swimming in those. Or you could maybe try one of the more lean cuts with the spandex.

    You guys with the nice asses and nice thighs; I don't know why you won't show them off more, 'cause we like to see that. Your wife doesn't count; she gets to see you nekkid. I'm talking about the average girl on the street.

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    Without going into too much detail about my butt (I'll spare the men here), I'll just say that it's firm.

    Most of my pants are loose. Not baggy, but loose. I don't like clothes that feel restrictive. My wife would love to see me wear something that complements my lean body type.

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    I think your wife is a very smart woman! (and you can tell her I said that.)

    I understand about being comfortable, but you would look more neat if you wore a closer cut jean, or even a smaller size in the 550.

    I love the 550, not because it's roomy, but because I can wear a smaller size; in a 501, I'm a 30x38, but in a 550, I can get away with a 28x38. Stupid, I know, the areas in which one might take an ego boost.

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    You have longer legs than I do?! I wear a 34x34...or are the measurements different twixt men's and women's jeans?

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    *snicker* No, those are men's sizes. I'm all leg. I have this little teeny torso and these giant spider legs.

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    Ah. Well, I don't envy you the teeny tiny torso. I can wear suit jackets right off the rack without ever having them tailored. Muahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by majinbuu5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baboon
    How about a turtle neck under it?
    Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monster
    Ah. Well, I don't envy you the teeny tiny torso. I can wear suit jackets right off the rack without ever having them tailored. Muahaha!

    Yeah, f*ck off; I have to have everything tailored. If it's long enough in the leg then the rise is too high and if it fits in the waist then the shoulders aren't big enough or if the shoulders are big enough then I'm swimming at the waist. And heaven forbid a collar should sit properly!

    I would give anything on the face of the planet to just once be able to buy something off the rack.

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