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  1. 01-12-2007 02:01 PM #1861
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    Quote Originally Posted by igofast
    Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy.
    If you're wearing a backpack it's like a midget jumped on your back and is trying to choke you
    Now. Live it. The prime time of your life.

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  2. 01-12-2007 04:46 PM #1862
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bear Stories
    Honey, do you want some tips? Well, hell, I'll just go ahead and say it and you can tell me to f*ck off if you like.

    Ditch the t-shirt under the sweater. A collared shirt will draw the attention to your face, and the dark brown, (or is it burgundy?), is too dark for you. Look for something in more of a primary color. If you're feeling really daring, then go for the preppie boy pastel. A soft green would really flatter your skin tone. And your pants are too big. Go down a waist size or maybe look for a flat front or maybe a more narrow cut.

    You're a good looking guy. Don't hide your light under a bushel!
    Ignore all fashion advice from this woman. Preppy boy pastel? Uh, no. See the lil wayne thread in the relationships section on why all men should avoid pastel.



    Actually she's right about the t-shirt under a v neck. It can work, but it usually works better if the t-shirt isn't white and the color compliments the v-neck. Collared shirts do work better.

    Baboon, if you want to pic up a pair of sweet jeans that would fit your style, (not tight, yet still relaxed and comfy) pick up a pair of Nudie Regular Ralf in a dry selvedge model.
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  3. 01-12-2007 05:13 PM #1863
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bear Stories
    I love the 550, not because it's roomy, but because I can wear a smaller size; in a 501, I'm a 30x38, but in a 550, I can get away with a 28x38. Stupid, I know, the areas in which one might take an ego boost.
    damn that's some long legs...



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  4. 01-13-2007 07:38 AM #1864
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    Quote Originally Posted by optimus
    Baboon, if you want to pic up a pair of sweet jeans that would fit your style, (not tight, yet still relaxed and comfy) pick up a pair of Nudie Regular Ralf in a dry selvedge model.
    The whosie whatsit? Is that a type of beer? Mmmmm....beer...


    Edit: OK, I just Googled that. $265 for jeans? My wife would leave me.
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  5. 01-13-2007 10:10 AM #1865
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bear Stories
    If you'd like to beat me sharply about the head and shoulders, I would completely understand.

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  6. 01-23-2007 04:07 PM #1866
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    This is me as of last Thursday, when my photographer friend took some shots of me.


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  7. 01-23-2007 04:24 PM #1867
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    oh wow! You've got gorgeous eyes!

    Very nice.
    Mirrors on the ceiling,
    The pink champagne on ice
    And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’
    And in the master’s chambers,
    They gathered for the feast
    The stab it with their steely knives,
    But they just can’t kill the beast
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  8. 01-23-2007 09:45 PM #1868
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    ^ I agree! Xach is cute!
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  9. 01-23-2007 10:42 PM #1869
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    From my hair trial today....
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  10. 01-23-2007 10:43 PM #1870
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    Quote Originally Posted by EMTrue


    From my hair trial today....
    HOLY ****IN SHIT!!! EMTrue actually posted a picture.
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  11. 01-24-2007 06:01 AM #1871
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    Quote Originally Posted by majinbuu5
    HOLY ****IN SHIT!!! EMTrue actually posted a picture.
    ...why SO shocked...
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  12. 01-25-2007 04:52 AM #1872
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    ^ Wow! You're pretty and cute! Is that a before or after haircut pose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ema
    oh wow! You've got gorgeous eyes!

    Very nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by velocitygirl
    ^ I agree! Xach is cute!
    Thanks.

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  14. 01-25-2007 04:56 AM #1874
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    Quote Originally Posted by velocitygirl
    ^ Wow! You're pretty and cute! Is that a before or after haircut pose?
    Thanks. That was during the process of creating my hair style for my upcoming wedding...getting ready to start teasing the crown of my head to give it a lift.
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  15. 01-25-2007 05:06 AM #1875
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    Quote Originally Posted by majinbuu5
    HOLY ****IN SHIT!!! EMTrue actually posted a picture.
    Oh..btw, I have posted a couple pics of myself here before...not too long ago...they were older pics of me, about 3 years old...but I dont think anyone realized they were ME...he hee...I posted them in the TEF forums...
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  17. 01-28-2007 03:24 AM #1877
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    Quote Originally Posted by EMTrue
    Oh..btw, I have posted a couple pics of myself here before...not too long ago...they were older pics of me, about 3 years old...but I dont think anyone realized they were ME...he hee...I posted them in the TEF forums...

    wait, wtf, I need links
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  18. 01-28-2007 04:17 AM #1878
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    This was on Friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo
    Do NOT attempt to mug Elmo, carjack Elmo, or attempt to break into Elmo's home. He will perforate you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baboon
    $265 for jeans? My wife would leave me.
    they don't even look that good..........kinda like ralf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo
    Do NOT attempt to mug Elmo, carjack Elmo, or attempt to break into Elmo's home. He will perforate you.
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    I just realized that for some reason the picture of me in the 911 looks really fake. Must be the limo tint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo
    Do NOT attempt to mug Elmo, carjack Elmo, or attempt to break into Elmo's home. He will perforate you.
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