Reply With QuoteŠñøü†ê® (06-30-2012)
Our beloved pet vulture Clyde died yesterday, apparently of natural causes,
unlike Boris before him, who was crushed by a semi while having his road kill breakfast of unknown origin. We loved Clyde, but hadn't had him long enough to really get attached to him. It's for that reason that we have decided to have Clyde for our Thanksgiving Dinner instead of the traditional turkey. We found Clyde beneath our cable TV antennae, unconscious, warm, but apparently dead. We put his remains in a nice plastic Hefty Bag and then into our freezer, where he will remain until Thanksgiving morning. I can think of no finer tribute to our beloved pet than to have our family and friends partake of his remains. I know that Clyde would understand.
Šñøü†ê® (06-30-2012)
uhh OK
No, that sucks dude, sorry.
Holy shit you're going to eat a turkey vulture? Uh, I just redacted my previous remark.
We have an annual migration of Turkey vultures twice a year and they stop here on their way to Canada across the straights and stop here to rest on the way back......they are one ugly bird. But to eat one, I would have a hard time getting pass the ugly.Originally Posted by 86Dùde
Holy shit you're going to eat a turkey vulture? Uh, I just redacted m
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So might I inquire, in a general sense, your geographic location?
He's DEAD JIM!
As my location says, Northwest Peninsula.
I WILL NOT INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BUT YOUR LACK OF INTELLECT IS FAIR GAME
Remember the axiom of big government bureaucrats: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. When, finally, under the crushing weight of taxes and regulation, it stops moving, subsidize it. Going Postal
One sweet looking bird in an ugly sort of way.
I WILL NOT INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BUT YOUR LACK OF INTELLECT IS FAIR GAME
Remember the axiom of big government bureaucrats: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. When, finally, under the crushing weight of taxes and regulation, it stops moving, subsidize it. Going Postal
We prepared "Boris" when he was killed as a "Stir Fry" meal, using primarily, breast of vulture with red and green peppers, onion, garlic, yellow squash, mushrooms, egg plant with a spicy Thai Curry. Oh-----and a chilled bottle of Savignon Blanc.Holy shit you're going to eat a turkey vulture? Uh, I just redacted m
sad thread is sad.
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