Leggy Boys

[Jim Colyer]

I see them everywhere
In the malls and on the street
They wear them funny pants
Flip flops on their feet

They love to show their calves
Their brand new tattoos
Just look the other way
They're laughing at you

Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads

They wear their sunglasses
In the middle of the night
Like genies from a bottle
Blinded by the lights

They love to shave their heads
They've been this way for years
They drive their SUVs
Cell phones in their ears.

Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads

How they get their women
I'll never understand
I guess they've redefined
The nature of a man

Music

I see them everywhere
In the restaurants and bars
They wear them cargo shorts
They vote like movie stars

Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads
Leggy Boys with sunglasses up on their heads

Leggy Boys
With them backward caps
Leggy Boys
With them stud earrings

Outro

Jim Colyer ascap

[Jeremiah]

Someone wants to wear shorts but is a bit shy..