I am getting sick of "singer songwriters" who do stupid songs and can't keep a beat

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So an idiot at the open mic actually thought it was his gig. He mentioned his CD and his band and promised he would not be boring. But he was. And he was not on a beat. Dude, if you are sitting there with an acoustic guitar and babbling some shit about your ex-gf, the MOST IMPORTANT thing you can do is keep a steady beat. You dumb fuck.