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  1. 05-24-2012 11:00 AM #1
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    volunteers?

    (i put this up before in 2010, but the post has...disappeared?)

    "...and from these walls laughter will run over the world and infect with courage the bent, laborious peon of antiquity." - 'Desolation Angels', Jack Kerouac

    "...now you're really in the total animal soup of time..." - 'Howl', Allen Ginsberg

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratic_method

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenlillian1962 View Post
    Nah, I don't swing that way.
    "...and from these walls laughter will run over the world and infect with courage the bent, laborious peon of antiquity." - 'Desolation Angels', Jack Kerouac

    "...now you're really in the total animal soup of time..." - 'Howl', Allen Ginsberg

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratic_method

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenlillian1962 View Post
    Nah, I don't swing that way.
    You like your girls pre-washed?
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    I'd wash that, hit that, and then drink the dirty bath water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooRadley View Post
    You like your girls pre-washed?
    I have no sexual interest in girls,sorry.
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    The wife would object strenuously. There by making it not worth the trouble.
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    I have an industrial stregth pressure washer and a bucket of steel wool... sure I could get her clean, but it wouldn't be fun for her I can tell you that much and I'd still charge btw... you'd think she'd have been more specific...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratbag View Post
    I have an industrial stregth pressure washer and a bucket of steel wool... sure I could get her clean, but it wouldn't be fun for her I can tell you that much and I'd still charge btw... you'd think she'd have been more specific...
    By specifying that she didn't want to pay, and wanted to survive the cleaning?
    Not enough room to write all that on her bod...

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  16. 05-29-2012 12:27 AM #12
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    was only trying to help.....




    oh btw.... if it makes it any more amusing a pressure cleaner would also take that bikini off in a microsecond
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