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    WHY ARE SOME RESIDENTS OF SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SO PALE

    Isn't the general concept to get out in the sun?

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    Not everyone can get a tan.

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    The sun only shines on those who pay their sun tax.

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    SO R U SAYING ME, WHO IS 3/4 DUTCH AND 1/4 IRISH AND HAS A TAN IN TWO DAYS IN THE SUN IN CONNECTICUT IN THE MONTH OF MAY IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO AFRICAN AMERICANS THAN LIBERAL LEFT COASTERS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Šñøü†ê® View Post
    Isn't the general concept to get out in the sun?
    I'm so tired of the sun. They can have it. Alaska or Greenland is calling me.

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    Some Californians are Irish.

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    Some sneeches are star bellied sneeches.

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    In the northeast we get sun only a few days a year! Is the tendency to tan easily like mehself a sign of superior DNA, or possibly middle eastern heritage? I guess the next question is therefore, WHY IS GANGA AS WHITE AS A SHEET?

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    One more QUESTION. Gagafreebird's avatar. He is on a beach, as white as a sheet jumping around with an unplugged guitar. You would think all that kind of exercise he would not have all that blubber on his gut! Why is that?

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    Perhaps he was using one of your hollow plastic, toy guitars? One should fill that toy with sand, before playing air guitar on the beach. Ripped abs, glutes, pretty much a whole body workout. And the chicks love it. Until they notice one's guitar is not plugged in ...and not really a guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Šñøü†ê® View Post
    SO R U SAYING ME, WHO IS 3/4 DUTCH AND 1/4 IRISH AND HAS A TAN IN TWO DAYS IN THE SUN IN CONNECTICUT IN THE MONTH OF MAY IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO AFRICAN AMERICANS THAN LIBERAL LEFT COASTERS!
    Yup. lol

    Don't feel bad CA.I can't tan either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Šñøü†ê® View Post
    One more QUESTION. Gagafreebird's avatar. He is on a beach, as white as a sheet jumping around with an unplugged guitar. You would think all that kind of exercise he would not have all that blubber on his gut! Why is that?
    It's in the name Snouter; Ganja... of course he gets the munchies for fast food and chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Šñøü†ê® View Post
    SO R U SAYING ME, WHO IS 3/4 DUTCH AND 1/4 IRISH
    Stop bullshitting, meh Hebrew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Šñøü†ê® View Post
    In the northeast we get sun only a few days a year! Is the tendency to tan easily like mehself a sign of superior DNA, or possibly middle eastern heritage?
    It's OBVIOUSLY the middle-eastern heritage, meh Hebrew, as there are no signs of superior DNA in your case. Just because you're among the Chosen People doesn't mean that you are genetically superior.

    I guess the next question is therefore, WHY IS GANGA AS WHITE AS A SHEET?
    It is true that I come out on photos/videos whiter than I'm actually am, most of the time, LOL, but I've been getting more sun as of lately.

    One more QUESTION. Gagafreebird's avatar. He is on a beach, as white as a sheet jumping around with an unplugged guitar. You would think all that kind of exercise he would not have all that blubber on his gut! Why is that?
    There is no "blubber" and never was. The most I've ever been overweight was about 5-10 pounds over what's good for my height, and I've lost it months ago. But no, I was NEVER anywhere close to being as fat as you, I'd be starving myself even if I was half as fat.

    Perhaps he was using one of your hollow plastic, toy guitars?
    No, it was a real Bo Diddley Gretch, which I often play live. Not sure if Snouter's parents bought him one of those, I doubt it as those ones aren't good for 1980's metal style.

    Ganja... of course he gets the munchies for fast food and chips.
    I don't eat any of that shit anymore, I eat very healthy for the most part, in fact, mostly vegetarian.

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    ALSO, WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE IN CALIFORNIA DRIVE CONVERTIBLES? WHY LIVE THERE IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE SUN! IF ENOUGH OF YOU WHO HATE THE SUN GET THE FLUCK OUT OF THERE, I MIGHT CONSIDER MOVING THERE.

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    Your parents are buying you a house in California?

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    We need to take a few steps back on this site.

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    I've lived in southern California all my life. The number of pale people I've met I can count on one hand.

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    joseph, you apparently have not met GangaFreebird. He is white as a sheet!

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