Reply With Quotequeenlillian1962 (05-07-2012), UhOhXplode (05-08-2012)
Subject: So, I'm at a Stop Light ...
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business while waiting for it to turn green.
Next to me was a carload of bearded, young Muslims shouting anti-American slogans
with a half-burned American Flag duct taped to the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side.
When the light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas and sped off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone on board.
For several seconds I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got myself a job as a truck driver.
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I WILL NOT INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BUT YOUR LACK OF INTELLECT IS FAIR GAME
Remember the axiom of big government bureaucrats: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. When, finally, under the crushing weight of taxes and regulation, it stops moving, subsidize it. Going Postal
queenlillian1962 (05-07-2012), UhOhXplode (05-08-2012)
If you can qualify, go for it. Trucking companies are begging for qualified drivers. They're among the many employers who have plenty of vacancies but lack applicants with the basic skills to fill them.
What? You are one dense dude....I can not believe you need this joke explained to you....
I WILL NOT INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BUT YOUR LACK OF INTELLECT IS FAIR GAME
Remember the axiom of big government bureaucrats: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. When, finally, under the crushing weight of taxes and regulation, it stops moving, subsidize it. Going Postal
I got the joke and took it a step further, pointing out another reason for our high unemployment rate that is often overlooked. You opened the door, I took us through. Your OP was vapid; my response was thoughtful.
If you thought my joke was dull, why did you respond.Originally Posted by Chachma v'Oz
Your response was stupid and had nothing to do with the joke. In fact the only joke here is you.
Bite me.
I WILL NOT INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BUT YOUR LACK OF INTELLECT IS FAIR GAME
Remember the axiom of big government bureaucrats: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. When, finally, under the crushing weight of taxes and regulation, it stops moving, subsidize it. Going Postal
Antiquity, humor isn't your forte. Don't try it again.
Chachma v'Oz (05-07-2012), Malcolm Wright (05-07-2012)
I LOLed.
I represent the angry, gun toting meat eating people. ~ Denis Leary
The same shepherd that protects the flock leads them to the slaughterhouse.
I laughed. I gotta pass that one along. Thanks.Subject: So, I'm at a Stop Light ...
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business while waiting for it to turn green.
Next to me was a carload of bearded, young Muslims shouting anti-American slogans
with a half-burned American Flag duct taped to the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side.
When the light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas and sped off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone on board.
For several seconds I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got myself a job as a truck driver.
You guys are humorless.
OK I'll work with you here.
The car that pulls up along side of you is full of Conservatives with a burnt Obama flag and the car is covered in Romney 2012 bumper stickers. Truck hit's it. Wow that could have been you and you get a job as a truck driver? Get the joke now?
antiquity (05-08-2012), UhOhXplode (05-08-2012)
Being a humorless moron is more in line with your humorless thought process, I believe.
I WILL NOT INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BUT YOUR LACK OF INTELLECT IS FAIR GAME
Remember the axiom of big government bureaucrats: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. When, finally, under the crushing weight of taxes and regulation, it stops moving, subsidize it. Going Postal
Everybody got the joke. It just wasn't funny. Antiquity is never funny.You guys are humorless.
OK I'll work with you here.
The car that pulls up along side of you is full of Conservatives with a burnt Obama flag and the car is covered in Romney 2012 bumper stickers. Truck hit's it. Wow that could have been you and you get a job as a truck driver? Get the joke now?
He might have been, "a long time ago".
Cool story!Subject: So, I'm at a Stop Light ...
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business while waiting for it to turn green.
Next to me was a carload of bearded, young Muslims shouting anti-American slogans
with a half-burned American Flag duct taped to the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side.
When the light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas and sped off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone on board.
For several seconds I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got myself a job as a truck driver.It's awesome that nobody got hurt but the truck driver needs to clean under his truck. That could smell even worse than running over skunks. Eeeeeeeeew!
antiquity (05-08-2012)
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