Louis CK learns about the Catholic church

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[Freedom&Liberty]

Sick, but funny.

[302Riz]

I love Louie on FX.

[Šñøü†ê®]

The bizarre thing is ALL the middle east cults derived from the Old Testament are PHALLIC oriented.

[Going Postal]

An ass load of google pages can't be wrong.

http://www.google.com/search?q=khaza...&client=safari

[Going Postal]

The Truth about Khazars
By Freedman (sounds jewy)

Benjamin Freedman wrote the following in 1954 for Dr David Goldstein, LL.D. of Boston, Massachusetts, to explain the history of Khazarian Jews.
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The so-called or self-styled “Jews” in eastern Europe in modern history cannot legitimately point to a single ancient ancestor who ever set even a foot on the soil of Palestine in the era of Bible history. Research also revealed that the so-called or self-styled “Jews” in eastern Europe were never “Semites”, are not “Semites” now, nor can they ever be regarded as “Semites” at any future time by any stretch of the imagination. Exhaustive research also irrevocably rejects as a fantastic fabrication the generally accepted belief by Christians that the so-called or self-styled “Jews” in eastern Europe are the legendary “Chosen People” so very vocally publicized by the Christian clergy form their pulpits.*
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Maybe you can explain to me, my dear Dr. Goldstein, the reason why and just how the origin and the history of the Khazars*and Khazar Kingdom was so well concealed from the world for so many centuries? What secret mysterious power has been able for countless generations to keep the origin and the history of the Khazars*and Khazar Kingdom out of history text-books and out of class-room courses in history throughout the world? The origin and history of the Khazars*and Khazar Kingdom are certainly incontestable historical facts. These incontestable historic facts also establish beyond any question of doubt the origin and history of the so-called or self-styled “Jews” in eastern Europe. The origin and history of the Khazars and Khazar kingdom and their relationship to the origin and early history of the so-called or self-styled “Jews” in eastern Europe was one of history’s best kept secrets until wide publicity was given in recent years to my research on this subject. Do you not think, my dear Dr. Goldstein, that it is time this whole subject was dragged out of its hiding place?*
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In the year 1948 in the Pentagon in Washington I addressed a large assembly* of the highest ranking officers of the United States Army principally in the G2* branch of Military Intelligence on the highly explosive geopolitical situation* in eastern Europe and the Middle East. Then as now that area of the world was a potential threat to the peace of the world and to the security of this nation I* explained to them fully the origin of the Khazars and Khazar Kingdom. I felt* then as I feel now that without a clear and comprehensive knowledge of that* subject it is not possible to understand or to evaluate properly what has been* taking place in the world since 1917, the year of the Bolshevik revolution in*Russia. It is the “key” to that problem.*
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Upon the conclusion of my talk a very alert Lieutenant Colonel present at the meeting informed me that he was the head of the history department of one of the largest and highest scholastic rated institutions of higher education in the United States. He had taught history there for 16 years. He had recently been called back to Washington for further military service. To my astonishment he informed me that he had never in all his career as a history teachers or otherwise heard the word “khazar” before he heard me mention it there. That must give you some idea, my dear Dr. Goldstein, of how successful that mysterious secret power was with their plot to “block out” the origin and the history of the Khazars and Khazar Kingdom in order to conceal from the world and particularly Christians the true origin and the history of the so-called or self-styled “Jews” in eastern Europe.*
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The Russian conquest in the 10th-13th*centuries of the little-known-to-history Khazars apparently ended the existence for all time of the little-known-to-history 800,000 square mile sovereign kingdom of the so-called or self-styled “Jews” in eastern Europe, known then as the Khazar Kingdom.
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Prior to the 10th century the Khazar Kingdom had already been reduced by Russian conquests to an area of about 800,000 square miles. As you can see on the map from the Jewish Encyclopedia [Reproduced in the book form of this tract, "Facts are Facts"] the territory of the Khazar Kingdom in the 10th century was still by far the largest of any nation in Europe. The population of the Khazar Kingdom was made up for the most part of Khazars*with the addition of the remnants of the populations of the 25 peaceful agricultural nations which had inhabited this approximately 1,000,000 square miles before their conquest by the invading Khazars. In the 1st century B.C. the Khazars*had invaded eastern Europe from their homeland in Asia. The Khazars invaded eastern Europe via the land route between the north end of the Caspian Sea and the south end of the Ural Mountains. (see map.)*
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The Khazars were not “Semites”. They were an Asiatic Mongoloid nation. They are classified by modern anthropologists as Turco-Finns racially.*From time immemorial the homeland of the Khazars*was in the heart of Asia. They were a very warlike nation. The Khazars*were driven out of Asia finally by the nations in Asia with whom they were continually at war. The Khazars*invaded eastern Europe to escape further defeats in Asia. The very warlike Khazars*did not find it difficult to subdue and conquer the 25 peaceful agricultural nations occupying approximately 1,000,000 square miles in eastern Europe. In a comparatively short period the Khazars established the largest and most powerful kingdom in Europe, and probably the wealthiest also.*
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The Khazars*were a pagan nation when they invaded eastern Europe. Their religious worship was a mixture of phallic worship and other forms of idolatrous worship practiced in Asia by pagan nations This form of worship continued until the 7th century. The vile forms of sexual excess indulged in by the Khazars as their form of religious worship produced a degree of moral degeneracy the Khazar’s king could not endure. In the 7th century King Bulan, ruler at that time of the Khazar Kingdom, decided to abolish the practice of phallic worship and other forms of idolatrous worship and make one of the three monotheistic religions, about which he knew very little, the new state religion. After a historic session with representatives of the three monotheistic religions King Bulan*decided against Christian and Islam and selected as the future state religion as the religious worship then know as “Talmudism”, and now known and practiced as “Judaism”. This even is well documented in history.*
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King Bulan and his 4000 feudal nobles were promptly converted by rabbis imported from Babylonia for that event. Phallic worship and other forms of idolatry were thereafter forbidden. The Khazar kings invited large numbers of rabbis to come and open synagogues and schools to instruct the population in the new form of religious worship. It was now the state religion. The converted Khazars*were the first population of so-called or self-styled “Jews’ in eastern Europe. So-called or self-styled “Jews” in eastern Europe after the conversion of the Khazars*the descendants of the Khazars*converted to “Talmudism”, or as it is now know “Judaism”, by the 7th century mass conversion of the Khazar population.*
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After the conversion of King Bulan none but a so-called or self-styled “Jew” could occupy the Khazar throne. The Khazar Kingdom became a virtual theocracy. The religious leaders were the civil administrators also. The religious leaders imposed the teachings of the Talmud upon the population as their guide to living. The ideologies of the Talmud became the axis of political, cultural, economic and social attitudes and activities throughout the Khazar kingdom. The Talmud provided civil and religious law.

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In the 7th century King Bulan, ruler at that time of the Khazar Kingdom, decided to abolish the practice of phallic worship and other forms of idolatrous worship and make one of the three monotheistic religions, about which he knew very little, the new state religion.

The penis sucking of the baby males by the rabbis is some kind of left over artifact of their phallic worship tradition. It also compromises the victims psychologically and initiates them into the cult.

After the conversion of King Bulan none but a so-called or self-styled Jew could occupy the Khazar throne. The Khazar Kingdom became a virtual theocracy. The religious leaders were the civil administrators also. The religious leaders imposed the teachings of the Talmud upon the population as their guide to living. The ideologies of the Talmud became the axis of political, cultural, economic and social attitudes and activities throughout the Khazar kingdom. The Talmud provided civil and religious law.

That sounds familiar as sad as it is to say the USA is basically such a theocracy right now. I was up late after performing last night and watched some C-Span. It was an ADL convention and the zionist US government officials made it clear the US government is controlled by the zionists and it made the attendees feel all warm and fuzzy inside while those of us normal people were like, WTF?

[Going Postal]

King Bulan probably chose Judaism because it closely followed their own phallic worship.

[optimus]

Wrong thread assholes. This is about Catholicism.

[Šñøü†ê®]

Oh is this the thread in which we try to isolate one Old Testament derived religion and post comedy skits about and pretend another Old Testament derived religion does exist, or is somehow better than the other? Like the republican vs democrat fake dichotomy that is used to mind fuck the retards and cause them to support one side or the other while satan laughs all the way to the bank?