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Middle east cults have serious issues regarding sex and women. Disgusting, primitive retards.
Ohhhhhhh, shama lama you ding dong infidels. Angry White Imam in the house tent! And the AW Imam has got his freaky-deaky on, infidels! Because the Egyptian parliament has declared it is lawful for Muslims to have sex with their dead wives!! And what Muslim doesn’t have dead wives scattered all over the place? Oh, don’t get so self-righteous, you infidel dogs! The law only allows for the Egyptian Muslim man to have sexy time with his dead wife for the first six hours after her death. It’s not like Egyptians are like those savage Saudis, who can legally have sex with their dead wives until they have been dead six and a half hours! Animals!
Egyptians are, of course, the most civilized culture in the world, infidels. I know you agree. That’s why we Egyptians can only have sex with our dead wives for up to six hours after her death. It takes at least one hour to hose the blood off after the stoning, so we Muslim men must work fast if we’re going to get maximum flippy-floppy time in the saddle. And the parliament has enacted a fatwa to ensure that a Muslim man does not exceed his time limit. If an Egyptian Muslim husband has sex with his dead wife for even one minute more than the six hour time limit after her death…his penis will turn into a Jew. I know, it’s a horrible thought, infidels.
And, if dead wife humping wasn’t good enough news, the Egyptian parliament also lowered the minimum age for marriage for young girls to 14!! The Imam would like to see a much lower age. Sadly, Egypt is not as advanced as other Muslim nations that allow the marriage of girls as young as sperm. Also, many Muslim men in Egypt were greatly disappointed that the minimum age to kill young girls married to them remained at 15. Well, it gives us more time to dig the pit and pick only the finest of stones. Because Muslim women deserve only the best!
Before you Jews and infidels cry for the poor Muslim women of Egypt, you should know that the Egypt’s National Council for Women is trying to have the new law overturned. As if, infidels! But Muslim women are creatures of Allah so they are allowed to speak. The National Council for Women said in a released statement:
After their statement was read, we Imams killed and had sex with them. But not for one minute more than six hours! Allah forbids it…and besides, who wants a Jew for a penis?‘The Egyptian parliament, by allowing husbands to have sex with their many, many dead wives, is marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country’s human development.’
To be honest, infidels, Muslim women have never been any better than a sick camel in the sack! Perhaps it is because we cut off their tingly parts when they are young girls. But doing the horizontal jihad with a Muslim woman is about the same whether she’s alive or dead, take it from the Imam. Thank Allah for those sexy goats who can be humped for weeks after their death!
Since Egyptian Muslims are a civilized people, the parliament has also decreed that the Muslim woman can also have sex with her dead husband for up to six hours after his death. If they ever manage to live longer than their husbands…which they don’t! But talk about climbing on top of a stiff! Bwahaha! Shama lama!
So once again, Islam wins and you infidels and Jews lose! Muslims get to enjoy some of life’s little pleasures….marrying children, killing them and then having sex with them. Don’t tell me you’re not envious, infidels! We will both know you are lying!
Since the Imam is so joyous over the new laws, I am going to treat you pigs and dogs to the Dance of the 1000 Imams. I will share with you that this is the song I play for each of my wives before she is stoned to death. They love it! Now, with the new laws and by the grace of Allah, all of my pre-stoning wives will have something to look forward to for at least six hours after her death!
GET YOUR FREAK ON!
News story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...TER-death.html
Last edited by Going Postal; 04-27-2012 at 03:26 AM.
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Middle east cults have serious issues regarding sex and women. Disgusting, primitive retards.
LivingDefiance (04-28-2012), queenlillian1962 (04-28-2012)
dead women cant say no!Originally Posted by Šñøü†ê®
That's beyond fucking disgusting.
The thread title is more than a bit deceptive.
From the article; "Alleged proposals to allow Egyptian husbands to legally have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours . . . " Alleged and proposals, the first two words of the article tell us that no, this is not yet (if it ever will be) a law, nor does it indicate that the law would apply only to Muslims but one would assume to anyone within Egyptian borders.
No where in Islam does it allow for necrophilia.
Clean mind, clean body, take you're pick, you can't have both.
Capricorn (04-29-2012)
Perhaps the 6 hour limit was set because that's when a body starts to smell and starts to go into rigor mortis.
Adds a new meaning to the term "frigid wife".
Do unto other nations what you would want other nations to do unto us.
queenlillian1962 (05-01-2012)
Adds a new meaning to the term "frigid wife".well pointed out!
Where did that term, frozen Margarita come from anyway?Adds a new meaning to the term "frigid wife".
Clean mind, clean body, take you're pick, you can't have both.
Capricorn (05-01-2012), queenlillian1962 (05-01-2012)
What can we expect out of the Muslim Brotherhood? If the left knew they could pass legislation on this very same subject in the US, they would.Egyptian Muslim can now have sexy time with their dead wives!
Dude this is just some bullshit law and has nothing to do with islam.
Capricorn (05-01-2012), Desert Fox (05-01-2012)
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