Phucking hackers!

[queenlillian1962]

I went to a local community college in 1988 and took one class, EN101.Yes you read right 1988, over 20 years ago. I got pregnant, had my oldest and never went back.

So I get a letter from said college today saying the info they had on file has been hacked. You always know it can happen because everywhere you go everybody enters your info into a computer. What amazed me was it wasn't a current account and that somebody wanted files that old. Anyhoo now the school is giving me ID protection for free for two years. Oddly enough my daughter who has taken classes recently in the same college hasn't gotten a letter...yet anyway. Go figure

[86Dùde]

Hackers can be your friend. I used to be a hacker.

[queenlillian1962]

Hackers can be your friend. I used to be a hacker.

But these hackers might have my SS # and be applying for fake credit cards in my name as we speak.

[LivingDefiance]

Or applying for Canadian Citizenship, either way...you're boned

[queenlillian1962]

yeah and I didn't even enjoy the boning!

People want to go to live in Canada? Brrrr to cold for me.

My daughter got a notice from the school today too. This sux.

[BooRadley]

But these hackers might have my SS # and be applying for fake credit cards in my name as we speak.

They might have been doing that, anyway.

[LivingDefiance]

Old people have sex?

I kidding haha

[queenlillian1962]

They might have been doing that, anyway.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That did not make me feel better.

[queenlillian1962]

Old people have sex?

I kidding haha

Old people? Why yes we do frequently and longer as ejaculation(Ejcaulation? found it spelled both ways WTF?)is slower in a more mature male. So lets say it takes a youngun 2.3 seconds to get stiff and another 2.3 second to cum,then you ,lay there for about 2 minutes, so lets say maybe 2.5 minutes tops. Older dude takes 60 seconds to get stiff and another 60 seconds to cum and lay 4 minutes so now you have a whole six minutes with the older dude. Now recovery time takes longer in an older male but I'm also an older female and don't care as much; it evens out in the end. Now put a couple of beers in an older male and you can GREATLY increase the time between stiff and cum. I keep beer/liquor on hand and will happily fetch one for hubby any time he wants.

[86Dùde]

But these hackers might have my SS # and be applying for fake credit cards in my name as we speak.

Good point. I know a hacker who stole a 1000 credit card numbers. I just liked to snoop around systems. That's a funny avatar.

[86Dùde]

Old people? Why yes we do frequently and longer as ejaculation(Ejcaulation? found it spelled both ways WTF?)is slower in a more mature male. So lets say it takes a youngun 2.3 seconds to get stiff and another 2.3 second to cum,then you ,lay there for about 2 minutes, so lets say maybe 2.5 minutes tops. Older dude takes 60 seconds to get stiff and another 60 seconds to cum and lay 4 minutes so now you have a whole six minutes with the older dude. Now recovery time takes longer in an older male but I'm also an older female and don't care as much; it evens out in the end. Now put a couple of beers in an older male and you can GREATLY increase the time between stiff and cum. I keep beer/liquor on hand and will happily fetch one for hubby any time he wants.

HOLY SHIT TMIF!

[queenlillian1962]

Good point. I know a hacker who stole a 1000 credit card numbers. I just liked to snoop around systems. That's a funny avatar.

Thanks CT is the home of Pez but thank God not the home of the Prez.lol

[queenlillian1962]

HOLY SHIT TMIF!

That was the Idea. Hey LD brought old people sex into the conversation, I just thought I'd give him a preview.

[LivingDefiance]

HOLY SHIT TMIF!

lol I was expecting a yes or no answer, not a term paper...

[86Dùde]

Thanks CT is the home of Pez but thank God not the home of the Prez.lol

Home of the prez's stolen SS number is more like it, LOL.

[86Dùde]

That was the Idea. Hey LD brought old people sex into the conversation, I just thought I'd give him a preview.

Right now I'm separated with no hope of getting back with the love of my life because she's changed, but damn it don't make me think about sex!

[queenlillian1962]

Right now I'm separated with no hope of getting back with the love of my life because she's changed, but damn it don't make me think about sex!

Sorry 86. No hope at all? Maybe counseling? Helped me and hubby,only reason I'm still married to him.

[86Dùde]

No, she's changed. There is no changing that back. Not that I don't love her or anything but I have to forget about her after being steadfast and faithful since April 28 1990.

[queenlillian1962]

No, she's changed. There is no changing that back. Not that I don't love her or anything but I have to forget about her after being steadfast and faithful since April 28 1990.

I'm sorry to hear that, I know your a rare man keeping your vows the way things are today. It sucks.