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  1. 04-23-2012 01:21 PM #1
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    Lightbulb Hi

    So I had a quick half-arsed look to see if there was an introductions forum but I couldn't see one so here I am in 'The Lounge'.

    Just wanted to say hi. I'm new. Sup?

    I don't know if I'm supposed to introduce myself or if anyone cares so... if you DO care, then ask and I'll answer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NomNom View Post
    So I had a quick half-arsed look to see if there was an introductions forum but I couldn't see one so here I am in 'The Lounge'.

    Just wanted to say hi. I'm new. Sup?

    I don't know if I'm supposed to introduce myself or if anyone cares so... if you DO care, then ask and I'll answer!
    Snouter cares. I am channeling him. Welcome noob.

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    Hi Noob. Just FYI: Ignore everything that's going to be said in all the following posts. They're all completely insane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooRadley View Post
    Hi Noob. Just FYI: Ignore everything that's going to be said in all the following posts. They're all completely insane.
    Snouter would like you to know that Boo is correct.

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  8. 04-23-2012 03:58 PM #5
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    welcome Nom Nom.
    hope you enjoy it here. don't be too spoked by some members. they mean well.
    e. e. cummings is my hero.
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    Welcome Nom Nom.

    Interrogation:

    Male or female

    When was your last orgasm?

    Country of origin

    Country of current residency

    Age by decade: 20's, 30's, 40's etc.

    Tea or coffee?

    Liberal or conservative?

    Musical preference?

    Do you run around in your underwear at night in meadows filled with fairy's while waving a glow in the dark dildo above your head?


    What is your favorite color?

    Favorite book?

    Favorite TV show?

    Is black a color?

    Marshmallows burnt or toasted?
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    Quote Originally Posted by queenlillian1962 View Post
    Welcome Nom Nom.

    Interrogation:

    Male or female
    Agreed. Nomnom is conveniently non-gender-specific.

    When was your last orgasm?
    WHEN!? You will speak!

    Country of origin

    Country of current residency
    Queen will visit you if your last orgasm was too long ago. Or Snouter if that's the way you roll.

    Age by decade: 20's, 30's, 40's etc.
    The correct answer to this is etc.

    Tea or coffee?

    Liberal or conservative?

    Musical preference?
    Notice how she sandwiches the political orientation question so innocently between benign questions of beverage and musical preferences? Make no mistake - it is a trap.

    Do you run around in your underwear at night in meadows filled with fairy's while waving a glow in the dark dildo above your head?
    Queen would like to know if you'll be joining her.

    What is your favorite color?

    Favorite book?

    Favorite TV show?

    Is black a color?

    Marshmallows burnt or toasted?
    Answers to these questions will yield a compatibility score and determine whether Queen and Snouter will groom you for orgy duty, sex slave duty, or janitor duty in their compound. As glamorous as the first two may sound, I highly recommend janitor duty, although nobody knows the correct combination of answers to unlock that. We suspect it all hinges on how you like your marshmallows.

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    Hi numnum and welcome to the forum
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    Fresh blood is always welcome Nom Nom.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcolm Wright View Post
    Agreed. Nomnom is conveniently non-gender-specific.
    maybe Nom Nom is Agendered?
    e. e. cummings is my hero.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IFF View Post
    maybe Nom Nom is Agendered?
    Train accident?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IFF View Post
    maybe Nom Nom is Agendered?
    Yes, maybe. In which case it better come out and say so!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcolm Wright View Post
    Agreed. Nomnom is conveniently non-gender-specific.



    WHEN!? You will speak!



    Queen will visit you if your last orgasm was too long ago. Or Snouter if that's the way you roll.



    The correct answer to this is etc.



    Notice how she sandwiches the political orientation question so innocently between benign questions of beverage and musical preferences? Make no mistake - it is a trap.



    Queen would like to know if you'll be joining her.



    Answers to these questions will yield a compatibility score and determine whether Queen and Snouter will groom you for orgy duty, sex slave duty, or janitor duty in their compound. As glamorous as the first two may sound, I highly recommend janitor duty, although nobody knows the correct combination of answers to unlock that. We suspect it all hinges on how you like your marshmallows.

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    SNOUTER! Did you tell MW about our plans to lure noobs into the Annual Southern CT Anything Goes Orgy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by queenlillian1962 View Post
    SNOUTER! Did you tell MW about our plans to lure noobs into the Annual Southern CT Anything Goes Orgy?
    Nice try Q - but Snouter already knows you are the one who told me your sordid secrets.
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    I did not tell you about my sordid secrets or they wouldn't be secrets anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by queenlillian1962 View Post
    I did not tell you about my sordid secrets or they wouldn't be secrets anymore.
    Hehe - now I know you have sordid secrets! No need to tell them to me - my imagination will do the job...
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