If you could boink one Disney Character...

[queenlillian1962]

If you could boink one Disney character,human or animal, who would it be and why?

[queenlillian1962]

I'd go for the Beast in Beauty and the Beast cause you just know a guy that size is well hung.

[Malcolm Wright]

I'd go for the Beast in Beauty and the Beast cause you just know a guy that size is well hung.

Hehe... well he's a Disney character which means he actually doesn't have one, let alone a big one.
Disney makes visual effects crews paint out any hint of genitals from animals... lol

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[trgfbv]

Imaginary "people" can have imaginary bits and pieces if you imagine that they do.

[SivVulk]

if we're limited to Disney's animated movies I'd have to go with Esmeralda. She is one of the strongest female Disney characters (both physically and mentally) and she has a good heart.

On top of that she was intentionally made to look like Demi Moore (somewhat) which is a plus and in addition to that she's voiced by Demi Moore.. so yeah, she wins.

Belle comes in second She would come in first if Belle (from Once Upon a Time) is allowed to be an option. This is one of the reasons why:

[Malcolm Wright]

Imaginary "people" can have imaginary bits and pieces if you imagine that they do.

In that case, any character can be well hung, including Mickey Mouse, Casper the Friendly Ghost... even Chicken Little. Hehe...

[SivVulk]

or even Rufus the naked mole rat from Kim Possible

[trgfbv]

In that case, any character can be well hung, including Mickey Mouse, Casper the Friendly Ghost... even Chicken Little. Hehe...

Yep. Even Minnie, Cinderella and Cruella DeVille.

Oh jeez, my imagination need a time out.

[SivVulk]

once could always opt for the swinger option:



Imagine if Lou Bega and Michael Jackson had done this video together with MacCauley Caulkin as well. I think that would have been super creepy. As if the song wasn't disturbing enough.

[Freedom&Liberty]

I heard Snow White has two vajayjays.

[Alberto_Balsalm]

Maleficent.

[queenlillian1962]

if we're limited to Disney's animated movies I'd have to go with Esmeralda. She is one of the strongest female Disney characters (both physically and mentally) and she has a good heart.

On top of that she was intentionally made to look like Demi Moore (somewhat) which is a plus and in addition to that she's voiced by Demi Moore.. so yeah, she wins.


Belle comes in second She would come in first if Belle (from Once Upon a Time) is allowed to be an option. This is one of the reasons why:

OK then lets open it up and include all fairy tale and cartoon/anime characters . Actually I'm surprised nobody said Jessica Rabbit yet,I think she was Disney wasn't she?

[queenlillian1962]

In that case, any character can be well hung, including Mickey Mouse, Casper the Friendly Ghost... even Chicken Little. Hehe...

Yeah but Beast has a rough animalistic quality to him that I like.

[Malcolm Wright]

Yeah but Beast has a rough animalistic quality to him that I like.

*GROWL*

[BooRadley]

Snow White was pretty cute.

[Lulu]

I think all the Disney male characters are undercover gay... or at least very effeminate. Amirite?

[BooRadley]

I think all the Disney male characters are undercover gay... or at least very effeminate. Amirite?

They're designed to appeal to pre-pubescent girls, so I think they have to be pretty careful about appearing non-threatening. They're going after a market where Justin Beiber is a "bad boy". Roofles.

[queenlillian1962]

They're designed to appeal to pre-pubescent girls, so I think they have to be pretty careful about appearing non-threatening. They're going after a market where Justin Beiber is a "bad boy". Roofles.

That must be why Prince Charming doesn't appeal to me. Come to think of it, I don't think he ever appealed to me even as a kid. Maybe I need to discuss this with my shrink.

[LivingDefiance]

Pocahontas. She could cook, hunt..and she was Native American, so you know she had an ample supply of booze around

[mudskipper]

top of my list would be Megara... from the little-seen "Hercules"...