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    Why are there 80 major shades of white paint?

    Just why?

    It's just unnecessary.
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    Interior designers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BooRadley View Post
    Interior designers.

    Bring me their heads.
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    Aren't those boys a little young to have comb overs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom&Liberty View Post
    Aren't those boys a little young to have comb overs?
    It's a new fad amongst the youngins.
    It's called "gay"
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    And what's up with the shades? No one wants a blind interior designer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ÆSiR View Post
    It's a new fad amongst the youngins.
    It's called "gay"
    I guess the good part is that they're making it easy for old bald guys to look hip and young. If only they bring "over weight" and "creepy" into style, half the people I work with will become instantly cool.
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    it's for people like my sister who notices even the slightest change in shade. The rest of us only need white,off white and ecru.

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    I like to pretend I'm color blind so I don't have to help with color selections.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom&Liberty View Post
    Aren't those boys a little young to have comb overs?
    Those are boys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ÆSiR View Post
    Just why?

    It's just unnecessary.
    Why is it white has 80 shades, but black has only one?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DngrMse View Post
    Why is it white has 80 shades, but black has only one?


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    Wait there are at least two, Jet black and black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenlillian1962 View Post
    Wait there are at least two, Jet black and black.
    There's glossy black, semi gloss black and matte black too. Does blue-black count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trgfbv View Post
    There's glossy black, semi gloss black and matte black too. Does blue-black count?
    IDK I guess so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ÆSiR View Post
    Just why?

    It's just unnecessary.
    Would Obama's skin tone be considered one of those eighty shades of white, or the only single shade of black?

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenlillian1962 View Post
    Wait there are at least two, Jet black and black.
    This is all very confusing. We've managed to come up with five shades of black in this thread, which does not even come close to the eighty known shades of white. Look at white #47. "Egg shell after being left out of the fridge for 9.5 hours". Or white #13 "You didn't use enough bleach on your sheets, girlfriend". And the best...the very best we can do as Connoisseurs of Color to this avalanche of white, (white #68), is 'Glossy Black'?

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    Heres 3 more.

    There's "I got punched in they eye black" and "I sold my soul to the devil black" and "I have money left over after paying all my bills black" too.

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