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    Things I call my cats:

    Harlot
    Scamp
    Trollop
    Hussy
    Strumpet
    Tramp
    Whore

    -Why do I associate my cats with street trash prostitutes?

    -Is this normal?

    -Why do my cats continue to claw their way up my door wells like a squirrel on crack cocaine?
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    Get a dog.
    When will the world learn that a million men are of no importance compared with one man? [Henry David Thoreau]

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    I have two dogs.
    I call them:

    ****
    ****'*
    **** **** *****!!!!
    Dogs.
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    you can call your cats those names but I'll bet you they don't give a shit. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenlillian1962 View Post
    you can call your cats those names but I'll bet you they don't give a shit. lol
    Bitches love being called bitches.
    As long as you stroke their chin, and scratch their tummies on demand.
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