Dear Discuss Anything Staff

[CNiper]

Salut, Hello, Bonjourno,

My name is Christian Laventure, and I'm the Assistant Marketing Director for www.diplomunion.com.

Diplomunion is the proud circulator of an internet blog and current events magazine called 'The Praetorian'. This magazine feautures all kind of articles, from Gaming and Food to Political Systems and Music. With our new release coming up April 15th, we will even have videos and webcomics added to our line up.

The Praetorian team is ambitious, and is looking to expand its readership. We are placing flyers in Universities and Metro Stations all over the world, and with our promotion policy we are approaching certain online communities and asking them to also feature and sponsor the Preat, we would like DA to become one of those communities.

What Your Community Would Gain
An interesting and dynamic magazine that will spark conversation and readership with your members.
The DA url will be added, along with Diplomunion and other communities that sponsor the Praet in a special sponsorship section that will be clearly visible to all readers, increasing your internet traffic and in turn, helping other forums increase theirs.
An invitation to your members to write for the Praetorian, representing the DA community, I see such articles or videos coming from you guys on...well...apparently anything?

What the Praetorian Would Gain
An increased readership due to your distrubution of the Praet.
Potential to recruit new writers/talent for the Praet.

How the Praet Could be Circlulated
A post in your announcements section
or
A Praet tab at the top of your forum, if you have questions of how this can be set up, I can send you detailed instructions.

We believe that the more people who are reading our magazine is a measure of how well we are doing, and we would love to add your website, as well as countless others, to our readership circle.

Questions? Concers? Comments? Feel free to PM me back and I'll answer them as quick as possible.

Thanks,

Christian Laventure
Diplomunion & The Praetorian International


P.S, posting this here cause I don't have the privi's to PM the Admins of the site, so if a mod could forward this to them that would be just awesome and dandy. Thanks!

[ÆSiR]

This sounds complicated and wholly unnecessary.
I believe I speak for our cruel and mighty moderator overlords (Big_Bird, DancesWithGerbils, and KKKRacistBigotMan) when I tell you to take your diplomosaur and shove it awkwardly into your Praetorian posterior.

Of course, I could be completely wrong.
I could be speaking for no one.
..but then again, I'm the only one speaking.

Alas, what now?