Texas found out he lived in the Northeast and is running for his life.
He joined a Ballet Company and is doing Swan Lake in a tutu that perfectly matches his eyes.
He is on a covert operation with Seal Team Six hiding Zimmerman from the Black Panthers.
Ganja is holding him hostage until he develops Stockholm Syndrome and becomes a liberal
Francis caught him hiding the Mountain Dew and sat on him.
Uh, if someone says "nobody gives a shit" it doesn't automatically mean that the person somehow does give a shit.
"All that stuff I was taught about evolution, embryology, Big Bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of hell [the bible] teaches us how to run all our public policy and everything in society." Rep. Paul Broun (R)
"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!" -- Jerry Falwell
Some of you 'city-slickers" have a time! You need to visit me to get straightened out. I will have you mowing grass, making garden, moving real dirt, trimming weeds, and if you do a good job, we will feed you a good meal and let you fish in the pond. If you don't do a good job, I'll slap you around a bit and see how long you can hold your breath under water.
Stay with me a couple of days, and you will all be more conservitive! LOL
Quando vem a madrugada, meu pensamento vagueia
Corro os dedos na viola, contemplando a lua cheia
Apesar de tudo existe, uma fonte de água pura
Quem beber daquela água, não terá mais amargura
Danço eu dança você
Na dança da solidão
Is Big Steve related to Pappy&Me?
When will the world learn that a million men are of no importance compared with one man? [Henry David Thoreau]
Yes. Big Steve is Pappy&Me's long lost retarded son.
Hey this thread is supposed to be about me. Get on topic dammit.
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