Iran Is Now A Top Threat To America

[Guido]

It's a testament to the discipline of the Western media that the unspoken, absurd premise (i.e., that Iran's deepest aspiration is to commit national suicide) of U.S. posturing over Iran's nonexistent nuclear weapons is treated seriously rather than with the derisive scorn it deserves.

Some other things that menace America approximately as much as Iran include:

1. Insufficient flossing
2. Ferrets
3. Wii shortages
4. Liechtenstein

Remember that this is a country where Ronald Reagan was able to sell the notion that the Sandinistas were a grave existential threat because they were only two days from the Texas border.

[Šñøü†ê®]

I don't care for a US citizen being on death row because of trumped charges by a kangaroo court,if you do then you should move to Iran,take Snouter along with you.

^What the fluck is Teller mumbling about and why does Teller want Guido and I move to a country targeted by satanic zionists?

[optimus]

Nuclear terrorism is too dear a threat to stop at diplomacy. Your fear of another Iraq is justified, but your refusal to see the forest for the trees isn't.

So what exactly are you suggesting? That we just go bomb them?

[Guido]

^What the fluck is Teller mumbling about and why does Teller want Guido and I move to a country targeted by satanic zionists?

Teller is one of those "America -- Love it or leave it!" idiots, like Toby Keith, etc. They represent the soft, yellow underbelly of American life, and are the primary reason why it's hard to be optimistic about our country's future.

[86Dùde]

I guess I'll be moving to Liechtenstein. Want to come with Guido? I could use another American hater with a tazer. I hear the medical mary jane is good there this time of year.

[86Dùde]

Makes me want to play some Merle Haggard and put a flag on my tractor.

[86Dùde]

God, I hope they a missile defense system in Liechtenstein. I'd hate it if a 1 kiloton atomic warhead strapped to an RPG found it's way from Iran.

[Cyclone Ranger]

So what exactly are you suggesting? That we just go bomb them?

No, that probably would not be effective. First, we'll have to try black ops. If that isn't successful, we'll have to pick it up from there.

[Cyclone Ranger]

Iran wouldn't necessarily be committing national suicide by letting some fissionable materials slip into the hands of the terrorist groups on their payroll.

[86Dùde]

Black ops lol. You might as well stick to harsh language. You make this sound like a video game.

[jwreck]

No, that probably would not be effective. First, we'll have to try black ops. If that isn't successful, we'll have to pick it up from there.

You mean like assassinate a few of their scientists?

[Cyclone Ranger]

The last video game I played was called Space Invaders.

[Cyclone Ranger]

You mean like assassinate a few of their scientists?

Or, all of them.

[86Dùde]

Iran wouldn't necessarily be committing national suicide by letting some fissionable materials slip into the hands of the terrorist groups on their payroll.

Yest it would. A forensic analysis of any attack would easily tell when and where that material was created. It would be a dumb ass thing to do which is why they're not gong to do it.

[86Dùde]

Or, all of them.

Yes, we've seen how effective that has been.

[Cyclone Ranger]

Forensic analysis of what? This would be a dirty bomb, not a suitcase nuke.

[Cyclone Ranger]

Yes, we've seen how effective that has been.

It sure got their attention.

[86Dùde]

Aside from it's relative proximity can anyone tell me why Iran is more of a threat than North Korea? Why aren't we bombing the DPRK?

[86Dùde]

It sure got their attention.

And now your left with a tit for tat war being run by paid terrorists. How exciting! I'm pretty sure they're going to be more careful in the future.

[jwreck]

Aside from it's relative proximity can anyone tell me why Iran is more of a threat than North Korea? Why aren't we bombing the DPRK?

Or, I'll say it again, Pakistan.