To be honest, if I heard you fart in person I'd probably throw up.
Been married about 28 years and one thing I don't get is why hubby gets soooooo upset when I fart?
When he farts he thinks it's funny and cute. He also claims his farts don't smell. That's right folks, a bouquet of roses flys out his ass everytime he's gassy. But If I break wind, it's most disgusting thing ever,the world is going to come to an end, he gets a can of glade and crop dusts the room i'm in.
WTF why the double standard? It's a common bodily function of mammals,whats he want me to do, hold it in for 28 years?
Last edited by queenlillian1962; 11-28-2011 at 02:36 PM.
To be honest, if I heard you fart in person I'd probably throw up.
GanjaFreebird (11-28-2011)
This one is such a no brainer: everybody knows girls don't poop.
jwreck (11-28-2011)
I dont have a problem with women farting...Originally Posted by queenlillian1962
its when women burp that i cringe at
queenlillian1962 (11-28-2011)
To be honest if I saw you in person I would fart in your face, Never mind you would enjoy it too much and ask "Please Sir, may I have another?"To be honest, if I heard you fart in person I'd probably throw up.
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queenlillian1962 (11-28-2011)
It makes me wanna cry and have butt sex
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GanjaFreebird (11-29-2011)
Sure I would, 98lb skinny metrosexuals in skinny jeans do not worry me. Sorry to break it to you, no matter how much you wish to be, you are not optimus prime.
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queenlillian1962 (11-28-2011)
Yup we just explode at 50. I only got a year left before I'm toast.
No, you wouldn't. You're nothing. A zero. A coward.
GanjaFreebird (11-29-2011)
Meh, it's a small price to pay for having access to their boobs and vaginas.
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What Opti says to himself in the mirror every morning^^^^^^
Notalibtard (11-29-2011)
It is so brave to call someone you have never met a coward on the internet. I could flinch and make you pee your panties.
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queenlillian1962 (11-29-2011)
Hey, look, ALL OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN.
I'd be shocked, if it wasn't for the unfortunate fact that this is exactly what all of you do. Every. Single. Time.
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