well One time I was working and this guy I once dated passed through my line. Back in the day he was hot and all the girls wanted him. He was now dating one of my old girlfriends and it was obv that he still thought he was hot shit. NOT! He was balding,had plaid polyester pants on that weren't even fashionable in the 70's, a 70's shirt to go with it and a gold chain. I thought I was gonna die from holding in the laughter.
Reminded me of this: